Anyone else do this when they are bored?

When I get really bored, I sometimes go outside to my garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend to be a carrot.

If I’m feeling really special, I’ll pretend to be a Persimmon

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well… hello there.
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OP…um…I don’t know how to tell you this, but…

you ARE a carrot!

I lay in bed and stare at the ceiling and question my life choices. I think I need to find better hobbies to avoid boredom.

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Why am I laughing so hard at this? Probably b/c I’m a visual thinker, so I really do see you under some dirt being a carrot.

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https://memecrunch.com/meme/BGLG2/ooook/image.gif?w=400&c=1

I bet you’re good on the eyes.

I don’t know what I expected when I clicked on this thread.

I know it wasn’t this.

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What’s wrong my little potato

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You’re supposed to go to your neighbor’s yard to pretend to be a carrot :carrot:

… I used to lay in the dirt as a kid and stare into the sky lol. When it rained I would sit in the mud. We had a big front yard…

I grew up country, ok. lol

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Which type? I’m asking for a friend.

the big, juicy, thicc kind

I count the number of ceiling tiles in the office. Then I count the tiny holes in the each ceiling tile. Then I lose my **** when I get different numbers on different days.

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Mama said I could be anything I wanted, so I became a potato.

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Sometimes I imagine having a swimming pool full of peanut butter, but then I think of all the problems with actually having one irl.

  • How much peanut butter would I need to fill up a pool?
  • How would I get all the peanut butter into the pool? Just open up the jars and scoop them out into the pool with the spoon?
  • What would I do with once I do fill up the pool with peanut butter? Idk if it’s possible to float in peanut butter, so there’s a chance I would just sink to the bottom and meet my nutty demise. :peanuts:
  • How would I get the peanut butter out of the pool? Would my pool be forever stained by the peanut butter?

I’m afraid I have no idea where your garden is so I can’t bury my carrot in it.