When I get really bored, I sometimes go outside to my garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend to be a carrot.
If I’m feeling really special, I’ll pretend to be a Persimmon
When I get really bored, I sometimes go outside to my garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend to be a carrot.
If I’m feeling really special, I’ll pretend to be a Persimmon
well… hello there.
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OP…um…I don’t know how to tell you this, but…
you ARE a carrot!
I lay in bed and stare at the ceiling and question my life choices. I think I need to find better hobbies to avoid boredom.
Why am I laughing so hard at this? Probably b/c I’m a visual thinker, so I really do see you under some dirt being a carrot.
I bet you’re good on the eyes.
I don’t know what I expected when I clicked on this thread.
I know it wasn’t this.
What’s wrong my little potato
You’re supposed to go to your neighbor’s yard to pretend to be a carrot
… I used to lay in the dirt as a kid and stare into the sky lol. When it rained I would sit in the mud. We had a big front yard…
I grew up country, ok. lol
Which type? I’m asking for a friend.
the big, juicy, thicc kind
I count the number of ceiling tiles in the office. Then I count the tiny holes in the each ceiling tile. Then I lose my **** when I get different numbers on different days.
Mama said I could be anything I wanted, so I became a potato.
Sometimes I imagine having a swimming pool full of peanut butter, but then I think of all the problems with actually having one irl.
I’m afraid I have no idea where your garden is so I can’t bury my carrot in it.