The pranks I have done to him already are:
- Candy genitalia
- Noise maker that makes cricket noises every 3-45 min randomly
Now I am thinking of mixing M&Ms and Skittles in a jar because I just want to watch the world burn sometimes.
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Find a wasp, glue it to your hand, be like
Oh thereās a wasp on you and just smack your boss in the head
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Funny but he is allergic to bees as am I LOL
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Works even better since theyād never in a million years expect you to do something so risky for you as well
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I like my boss and we make jokes and stuff. But if I gave him a gummyā¦ you know, I donāt know if Iād get a laugh or a write-up to HR.
I feel like M&Ms and Skittles are easy to tell apart.
If he doesnāt like Peanut Butter (and isnāt allergic) or M&Ms, then M&Ms and Reeseās Pieces mixed might work better.
But if he does well thenā¦ a tasty bowl of candy isnāt much of a prank.
If you have a coffee maker in the office then replace the water with flavored water. 
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Give him a letter of resignation with 100 years notice.
But dont cuz he could terminate you.
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I thought this was about boss fights. 
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I pre-gamed that whole prank and told HR ahead of time. HR said it was funny and to do it.
Iām not trying to create a one-upping contest here, but itās actually pretty tame IMO. Obviously know your audience and all, but if you want something actually crazyā¦
My boss had a google home device sitting on his desk, and another co-worker decided to tell it to set hourly reminders for him the following day. Iām not going to repeat any of them, but they were very adult in nature and fairly descriptive; these were not innuendos with the details left to your imagination. I also chimed in by setting a final reminder for my boss to give said co-worker a pink slip (to be fair the boss knew it was going to be him anyways).
Couple days later my boss was back and I asked him how the other day was and he goes āOH YEAH FUNNY STORY ABOUT THATā and then he went on to explain how he was in his truck driving down to another office with effectively his boss and another co-worker and the truck was announcing them over the course of the drive and he had no idea how to stop it.
And you might think the pranking co-worker got let go with extreme prejudice, but he didnāt even get a write up (AFAIK). The other two in the truck thought it was funnier than hell. That co-worker tamed down over the years, but he always pushed it to the limit back then.
As far as tame office pranks go though I would slightly unplug their USB to their mouse, reverse the battery inside of it, turn it off, and put a piece of tape or sticky note over the sensor. Heāll spend 5 minutes trying to get it to work. Or you can go into his control panel and reverse his screens, flip his mouse upside down, invert controls, etc.
My boss would probably just fire me if I played any jokes. Heās not a joking kind of person and we,re all expendable.
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Scrape out the cream of Oreos and put toothpaste.
Glue a quarter to the floor
i dunno depends what type of job you have.
I work in shipping in a Rubber making plant.
Just donāt āfake quitāā¦ I had a friend who thought he had a better relationship with his boss than he didā¦
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im curious what is it used for?
Roofing,Tanker Lining and Goodyear stuff
Tape a paper that says āhonk at me for April foolsā or something on his car. Lol
tanker lining??? what kind of tankers?
Chemical/oil tankers
huh didnt know they needed a rubber lining. as for your prank iāve got nothing. mostly work in retail so i dunno what kind of pranks can get up to on an assembly line type job. but yeah i would avoid fake quitting at all costs. it can be used as a valid resigination if he ever had to say ādownsizeā from a order from his higher ups. so even if you have the best relationship he might still have no choice but to use it as a valid quit.
itās one thing to verbally joke about it as that stuff is REALLY HARD to prove unless he got it recorded and that depends on the states legal definition of what can be recorded and stuff and how oral contracts work in that state. but NEVER put that in writing ever.