Welcome to Moonguard, Peacup! You picked da perfect time to stop by, and boy do I have a deal for you!
motions to the used guild lot, where a green, inflatable, dancing noodle man waves in the wind
Our old pal, Heathrowe gave a good summary of the offerings, so I won’t go into more detail than dat. And I notice yer sportin’ the blue coat. Can’t blame yaz, blue’s a nice color, regal-like. However! places his hand on Peacup’s back and gently turns his attention toward the red side of the lot
You see dat lovely green guild ovah there? Yeah, dats the one. Sharp, sporty, amazingly boomtastic. Look at dat gold trim. Sparkles even at night! Won’t find annudah like it in all of Azeroth, bub. It takes a special someone ta drive off the lot in dat and pal? I know youz the one ta do it. What’s it called, ya ask?
Now, now. I know it ain’t in the blue spectrum, but the profit ain’t always there, ya know what I’m sayin? And yeah, you have to be a Goblin to drive. Sorry, but ta be da best, ya gottabe da best. I’ll give ya a moment ta kick the tires and have a look around.
You may notice it’s built RP solid, with a strong PVE frame. It’s designed for tackling some of the roughest outtings, yet loose enough to enjoy the fun. And if there’s one thing about Flashbang, it knows how to have fun.
So when ya ready to drive it off the lot, head on in to the office and they’ll get ya all sorted out. And when ya do, tell em your ole pal Eddy P sentcha. You’ll be glad ya did.