Another year not riding a Beaver

April 7th was International Beaver Day and another year passed without a beaver mount to help celebrate it.

The holiday was created in 2009 by Beavers Wetlands & Wildlife. How many more years is it going to take for Blizz to recognize this important day?

The good news is If you start now Blizz by this time next year we can all be riding a beaver.

If you want a beaver mount like this post.

Thanks

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I don’t want to ride a beaver. I … don’t swing that way.

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Sounds like a personal issue.
:smirk:

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Benny the Beaver from Oregon State strongly endorses the OP’s message.

And Blizz, you don’t want to deny this simple request and make Benny angry.

You won’t like Benny when he’s angry.

/moo :cow:

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I’m sure youll meet someone

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Benny looks quite scary… Listen to him Blizz.

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well maybe you’ll get offline, meet a nice girl someday, and you’ll get your chance :slight_smile:

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I love my personal beaver, however a beaver innuendo in this case would be cliche. Might I make a suggestion of a nice hard wood?

I hear beavers like wood.

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Nah pretty puntable.

Ducks can be quite nasty as well

:rofl:

Let’s see who wins the Civil War this year.

GO DUCKS!!!

Tbh I really don’t care who wins, U of O is my hometown team so yeah lol

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How long did it take for them to add the Moose mounts ?
Ducks in general ?

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was going to say well the jokes would be hitting the game but gd did not disappoint lol

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Beavers are very interesting creatures and I like that they share their homes with other animals.

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The best part is mounting the beaver…

I’m glad you didn’t busy yourself with any beaver innuendo.

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Skill issue.

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To quote Deadpool: “I could, but that joke is beneath me.” slowly realizes the unintended innuendo in this context…

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I’m still waiting for my manbearpig

At least you can still ride giant … rooster…

:dracthyr_tea:

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