Annoying Things Brann Does

-Doesn’t interrupt until right after I hit Spell Reflect

-Interrupts Bloated Explosion…

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Zero personal space. ‘Oh look, mislaid curiosity’… Brann stands on it. ‘Oh hey, chests’, Brann stands there… and don’t get me started on Brann’s hunter tanking ability of ‘pull everything’…

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  • throws all his potions or uses his big zone heal either right at the beginning of the pull or right at the end just as the last mob dies.
  • pulls mobs so far away for no reason that they reset
  • holds mobs in death puddles just out of melee range
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Blows all his heals on a single mob yelling, “I gotcha!”, then getting to the last boss on all cds. lol

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-He exists

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There’s treasure near by! I can smell it!

a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder

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My absolute favorite is when I die and he proclaims “next time use harder hittin’ spells”

NEXT TIME THROW POTIONS

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Annoying things Brann does…

  • Leaves the toilet seat up :angry:
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Likes to rubber band in front of you when you are trying to click an object blocking it with his gigantic clickbox.

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Recently?

Doesn’t stealth when I stealth (sometimes).
Doesn’t allow me to LoS pull because he leaps forward into the fray once I pull.
Pulls mobs without consideration while running to where I am.
Stands in ground effects (at least he takes less damage from them now).
Disappears from my raid frames as if he isn’t in my party (sometimes).
Mines random resource nodes during combat.

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Runs off to mine in another zone.
Throws potions in the bad over and over.
Blocks ability to interact with items and objectives.

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  • Runs so far away that he aggros more mobs or resets final boss fights
  • Doesn’t drop healing potions when it is absolutely needed
  • Pulls extra mobs when I am not in combat
  • Stays in combat even after I vanish

Seriously, I can’t wait until I fill the Delver’s Journey bar this season so I hopefully never have to put up with this nonsense ever again.

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Didn’t read any replies but…

STOP THROWING POTS IN THE BAD UUUUUGGGGGHHHHH

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Everything tbh

  • stands in crap while telling you (who is not standing in anything) to not stand in stuff
  • constantly stands on top of you as you’re trying to pick things up/activate puzzle
  • tosses potions as far away from where you are as possible
  • aggros everything you’re trying to avoid
  • talks way too much
  • fill in the blank as I’m sure I’m forgetting things

I liked him before he became our annoying sidekick when we’d just run into him in Titan facilities and learn a bit of lore. Now he just irritates the piss out of me most of the time.

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Won’t do that again and guess what?

I like how he sometimes says this and we’re still in combat, mowing down mobs with impunity.

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Ok this one I tried to mentally block.

The way he walks around all caked up

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Brann Flakes doesn’t understand that I— the healer in charge— am trying to pull mobs to our area safely so that we can fight without complications.

I lolwrath something and Brann seems to think he’s got the go ahead to launch himself physically over to the mobs. That’s their area, friendo; I was trying to pull them to ours… gaaahhhh

Bonus points for using his big heal right at the end of a fight. Extra bonus points if I couldn’t find his dumb potions amidst the chaos, nearly dying with my warrior, then him tossing a huge heal and littering the ground with pots. I wish I could quicksave right there me bucko…

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Pots fade away just as you need them.

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