Anduin the matchmaker

Let’s say King Anduin (post Jailer control) is trying once again to be all peaceful with the Horde and decrees that fifty people of each side must marry someone from the other side. The Horde is somehow okay with this.

You are one of the people chosen and have to marry someone on the other side. You can choose a race though. What race on the opposite side does your character choose and why?

An Orc. Ok, Im weird that way. But he has to carry me though everything. I mean, seriously carry me.

And before you ask, it would be a purely platonic relationship. Im not that sort of gnome!

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What kind of midnight Goldshire, Moon Guard RP, backdoor website Sylvanas erotica did this come from? I’m scared :skull:

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I think a gnome would be no problem for a orc to carry. XD Unless by carry you mean dungeon carry. That’s a different kind lol

Anduin the fallen king

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Hey, this can be romantic and sweet, it doesn’t have to be Moon Guard levels of depravity! XD

Did you hear that? I’m specifically looking at you

:laughing:

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Blood elf because hot guys :hot_face:

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I feel like this would be a popular answer, but Asana would go for blood elf girls.

I almost want to half say goblins for fun, but mainly she’d prefer elves. Just wouldn’t be into the other more unusual Horde types.

I wonder if someone will pick forsaken though :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: So I can judge them!

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I heard Blood Elf guys actually used to be quite slender in their first models, and Blizzard buffed them up due to fan complaints. I’m not complaining, I just wish it were that easy for ME. ^^

I uhh… I’m not sure…

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Goblin Girls: pros adorable, portable
Cons: may explode when hugged. ;-;

Forsaken…ummm… guess the answer depends on how we preserved they are? XD

I wonder what the homeless Night elves would think…

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For me it woudl have to be either Human, Night Elves, or Void Elves. I’m not into furries so that leaves out Draenei and Worgen. The other races are just too short

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Omg, i hope not light would kill me and guild mom would tore me up! Anduin ,NO!

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People give me the creeps man.

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I would choose Orc. I believe the Orcs value others at a spiritual level and if you can prove yourself as a good, honorable person … that is brave and will stand up for yourself and those you care for, an Orc is capable of showing the same back to you x2.

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Dictator much ?

I see this as the start of a war of immense proportions. First because this is a concept that will only bring misery and bitterness, and second because the very proposition is saying “I am Anduin and I can decree things that affect everyone by my will”. Do you really see Horde being OK with it ? Even members of the horde who would marry a Alliance member would not be ok with being “decreed” into that.

If that were to happen, in character, I would be the one to participate, start, or inflame the backlash that would cause, and marry someone who also wants this to be made a mockery and talking point of, just to have a practical way to make it crumble and cause a war of epic proportions.

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The number of people saying Orc pleases me.

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A hawty lil female blood elf, since they’re almost as cute as those schmexeh lil void elf chicks… :heart_eyes:

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