Anduin is a Player

He has shagged so many lore characters it’s not even funny lets start this list shall we

Jaina
The Jailer
Sylvanas
Wrathion
Deathwing (Probably)
Genn Greymane
Tailia Greymane
Thrall
Calia Menethil
That Dreanei lady from the novel
Budd
Onyxia
Neltharion (also Probably)
Dwarf lady from the novels
Me (Most Probably)

Did I miss anyone? Nerf this man he is too dangerous to be kept alive

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In what universe is shagging wrong? You know it makes babies right.

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This list seems sus, but there isn’t anything in the novels that clearly states that he DIDN’T shag these people…

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He considers Jaina an Aunt figure. I seriously doubt he’s into that. And nothing has even indicated he has been with anyone but is attracted to Draenei females.

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Anduin was around 10 years old when she was in Stormwind :nauseated_face:

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These names are super creepy

One he only knew when he was a child

One listed is a child

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Did Budd get the action from Anduin before or after he jumped off the boat on it’s way to Vash’jir?

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He calls her Aunt Jaina…

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This list is very dubious.

Uooooohhhhhhh :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob:

Eughh anyone but auntie Jaina, even her mom look younger than her.

Jaina is like an aunt to him.

Bye!

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The OP must have found his parents liquor cabinet.

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I know it’s hard to tell the difference, but postings on Ao3 are not official Blizzard materials.

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Garrosh(probably)

Pssh like that would stop anyone

Considering Anduin’s currently suffering from some pretty horrible PTSD…er…idk, I don’t think joking about him sleepin with both his support structure and his abusers is…great…

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Step-aunt Jaina :smirk:

Good thing he isn’t real then.