Dear dairy, day 29 of the “IT’ll BE BETTER IN CLASSIC!”
All was calm and it had settled down, but then out of the mist, like a fat kid spotting an all you can eat buffet the OP strikes. Feeling threaten to get the last bite before closing.
To those still wondering what this is all about:
Tl;dr - OP “It’ll be better in classic!” “You’ll all betas and bads!” “No you!”
People who bothered arguing with them: “It happens get over it.” “Rose tinted glasses” etc, etc.