Am I a witch?

-Green, crooked nose, maybe with wart
-Turns you into frog
-Hat/hood concealing face
-Laughter, could be considered cackling, speaks strangely
-No broom, but alchemy cauldron

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i’m gonna say 70% chance ur witch

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Did you receive your Hogwarts letter?

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Nah I got into Brakebills instead

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Witch doctor/shaman

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Let me get my witch-poking needle…

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that’s what’s up. such a fun show!

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Do you weigh the same as a duck?

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Double,double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

:ocean: :crab: :ocean: :crab:

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The question is which witch are you :thinking:

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No, deal breaker.

We have a Which Wich sandwich shop near us. But I generally go to Firehouse instead

:crab: :ocean: :crab: :ocean:

Get someone to poke you w/ the sewing needle. The needle knows all.

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I have found a witch, may we burn her?

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Does water burn your skin?
Do you feel the need to speak to a manager?
Do small children running around make you hungry for steaks?
Do you wish to curse everyone around you to not be able to speak?

If so you may be a witch, a Karen or hungry

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Get the…

And…

Then all you need is the cackle.

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you can use sand right? makes you a sand-witch. :dracthyr_a1: :sandwich:

you should grab a black cat battle pet.

not everyone can afford a broom but there was one on the trading post that came and went…

ah, if you change your mog often, you might actually be a S-witch :drum:

but the lack of magic spells might prevent you from being a witch.

maybe if you were a mage.

you’ll prob have to apply for a witch card, idk.

I think youre delightful