My cholesterol level went up 10 points just from looking at that.
Only in America. Make cholesterol levels high again.
There are so many chicken places in the world that are better than KFC. The trashcan the raccoons just knocked over in the back alley, for instance.
Tempting, but iād like my heart to beat at a normal rate.
I like chicken and like doughnuts, but I donāt think Iād like them combined.
(Itās loud.)
I think they actually did this in an episode of the boondocks. it was so good that it made people pass out.
I knocked it.
Then on a Friday night, slightly drunk I went to a place in Parramatta here (well itās 5 hours drive away) called āButterā. Decided to try the chicken and doughnut. 
sooo good. Easily one of the tastiest things Iāve had.
However I donāt really trust KFC to make it soo good. They have delicious Zinger burgers here and the chips is yummy but otherwise their food is āokā.
Think I just had a heart attack.
I can hear Americas arteries tightening all the way from Canada.
For real, last time I got KFC it looked like they sprayed it with WD-40
[Dwight Schrute]: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
[Pam Beesly]: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?
[Dwight Schrute]: So I can lower it.
Yeah KFC really went down the gutter. They charge fancy restaurant 12.99$ a two piece for instant powdered microwaved potatos and cold bisquits that are either hard and cold enough to crack a board, or so old and stale that you could crack a window with them and chip a tooth before you got under.
Where in the world of fast food do you go from serving quick and delicious at a big buck, or fast casual with high quality. To Worse server than a dumpster at olive garden prices without the endless parmesan garlic breadsticks and cheddar bay biscuits?!?!
Plus theyāve also been known to be ranked the #26th cleanest fast food enterprise in the country, Mcdonalds is like #4, soā¦ have fun i guess?
Itās to the point that if you want fried chicken youāre better getting it off from the grocery deli when the person twiddles their thumbs lowering chicken into oil for 5 minutes and getting a 8 piece chicken bucket for 5.98$.
What an abomination. 
You rite gimme 10
That looks disgusting lol.
Disgusting and could we have that in the offtopic section. Iād love to have my GD clean of this disgusting stuff and more of the āāslap in the faceāā threadsā¦ 
I like a whole host of disgusting things but thisā¦ this goes a little too far.
Alas poor Laysia 
