Alright Blizzard, if you want me to touch retail again, this is what you need to do

Make. Murlocs. Playable.

Yes, I’m serious. That is the only thing that will ever bring me back to the modern version of the game. I mean, they’re basically the games’ mascot, yet you never let us play as them. I’ve wanted to since Vanilla.

Warrior, Hunter, Mage, Shaman, Priest and Warlock.

Boom. Those are the classes they can be. No brainer. Easy.

Now, they’d most likely be on the horde so they’d need an Alliance race to go with them.

Arakkoa? Ha ha, no! Who wants to be a wack bird man? You know what’s one of the most interesting races in this game but your NEVER use? Sporelings.

These guys are rad. I’d play a Sporeling.

Paladin, Hunter, Mage, Druid, Rogue and Priest.

Boom. Classes done. And I guess both would get Monk and Death Knight too since EVERY race gets those for whatever reason.

So there you have it. Do it Blizzard. Make these two (or even just one) races playable and you’ll get your boy back. This is the hill I’ve chosen to die on.

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Blizzard about to charge $80 for murlocks and boost

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You can take comfort in knowing that Blizzard staff read the forums and likely will see your feedback. Playing as murlocs sounds great, especially if they get a tank spec :smiley:

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:I

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Best of luck on your future gaming platforms.

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life is a curse

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I’ll pay $100 for other people to not be able to play murlocs.

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they killed sen’jin, vol’jin’s father. pretty sure the darkspear rather not side with the fish-folks who killed one of their leaders.

goblins and worgen don’t get monks. so… wrong.

me, i wanna play a little old bird man… think it’d be fun.

I remember when this image had everyone believing

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They don’t negotiate with…

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Murlocs would be great, it will never happen though, sorry friend

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Oh and for clarity on that last line, if we can only have one, I’d much rather have Murlocs than Sporelings

Sporelings are cool and all but they ain’t no Murlocs!

To be fair, playable murloc race is the only thing that would ever make me play alliance, ofc assuming alliance would get murlocs and not horde/neutral.

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:yawning_face:

Said the panda…

I would also pay blizzard money for Murloc this comment is not paid for by the ccp :sunglasses::+1: completely commenting on my own volition

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Btw, I’d just like to add real quick that if you don’t like Murlocs or Sporelings…

You’re basic.

That is all.

There would be literal warfare for the name ‘Wharrgarbl’.
I mean, Scarab lord is one thing, but this is new level of elite…

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The funny part is, they dont care if you touch retail, you are still paying a sub.