Formula Hearthstone set to Sanctum(use for everything Sanctum) + Dalaran Hearthstone (Legion) + Fast Fly(Any mount) to “Faction City” portal + any (racial)/Profession/damn near anything to speed run to Oribos portal = Already a better answer than Blizzard Dev Team (Bright Idea) to make Portal from Sanctum(Top Tier)Sanctuim Ability to Oribos = pseudo big brain play by Dev team members who get paid a fraction of what game team members use to before the corp. Big man said slash the red ink and paid them the same as those who’s ink on their Lez dance theory/Code diploma was even dry and then said sorry to a regime for saying “Red” ink. 
yeah I said it. Fight me.
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This was extremely painful to try understanding.
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What is this?
Kids, this is why you stay away from crack
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After trying to read your…paragraph??? I’m exhausted. If this is your tactic to win a fight, it’s a good one. Just don’t be surprised if Santa beats your computer down with a hockey stick on Christmas eve!
Edit: I don’t even know what this thread is about.
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ummm…i like pie too i think? i am wholly confused
I think the SOE built a computer to decipher codes like this.
I’ll fight you.
You ever see that UFC clip where both fighters knock each other out at the same time?
This fight would be lamer than that.
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quick find an enigma machine
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I’ll take your word for it OP. In the meantime, I’d recommend addiction counseling.
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There’s a popular saying “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance battle them with bull____”, I’d say this qualifies.
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this post made my brain hurt…i’ve been defeated 
good night
Battle them? Throw it at them? Drop it on them?
K.O. ! Round 2 … Fight!
I’m going to try to translate, it’s going to be very paraphrased.
It’s easier to set your hearthstone to your covenant and just use your dalaran hearthstone to get to dalaran, port to your capitol, then port to oribos than it is to build the rank 3 transport system which gives you a portal from oribos to your covenant.
Why this needed a post, I don’t know.
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See this is why you should be a goblin. You can make a nice profit translating insanity like this.
Won’t lie, this is probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of.
It’s like one of those movies where a scientist has just had a breakthrough and they’re furiously tapping away at the keyboard, cigarette hanging loosely off their lip.
The “captain” is behind them with his mustache flapping “what’s this all about! Just fix the damned code, or you’re fired!”
Scientist ignores him while reciting your paragraph verbatim.
“Pull the plug!” - Captain
“Wait, you fool! I’ve done it!” 3 quick taps on the keyboard
…ACCESS GRANTED
…BAGAWD… you crazy SOB, you’ve done it!
Plot is irrelevant.
Can anyone translate OP into English?