My friend keeps telling me that Lich King Anduin would murder a pitbull any time any place.
But i keep telling him i know a pitbulls type buddy, And once they lock their jaws its game over.
We decided to do a 30$ bet on what the WoW General forums think
Who would win:
Alpha Pitbull
vs.
Dumb Lich King Anduin
In what state of mind were you and your friends in when asking this question?
Also, Little Lion would win. Lion > Pitbull.
what?? …
Fixxed that typo for you.
This is the dumbest debate I’ve ever seen. Its obvious that Sylvanas would rip Anduin in half and beat the pit bull to death with his spine. What an idiotic post.
/thread
A clear one. I’d have to disagree with ya, pitbull has the clear advantage here.
Mighty mouse
Why would anyone wanna hurt a pit bull? They’re such sweeties.
I’d imagine the pitbulls you know aren’t going up against people wielding actual swords, wearing suits made of steel, nor ones who can cause literal harm to things with prayer.
Like, if it’s a regular pitbull and not a Warcraft-ified 12-foot tall magic pitbull, Anduin will probably be fine, though he’s more likely to soothe its mind and make it his ally instead.
Lock jaw would like a word with you
Sounds like youve never seen a pitbull
I pet both the doggo and the lion. I win.
Anduin made a Dreadlord disintegrate by turning his faith into a literal hammer and whacking him with it.
And a pitbull’s jaw can literally lock down so hard rendering the jailer obsolete.
pitbull jaws do not “lock”, that’s a myth. yes, they are very, very strong, but there’s no locking mechanism.
and pitbulls love humans, in fact they were bred that way. it’s only the abused ones who turn on people. mine is a 70-lb muscle bound tub of love. worst guard-dog in the world, she wants to be friends with all people.
however, get her near another dog and she’s ready to rip it to shreds (again, they were bred that way.) so a better fight would be a pitbull versus Anduin’s dog, if he has one.
and, spoiler alert, my dog would win. no question. she is the alpha and the omega.
also, I love stupid threads like this, so thank you.
Pretty sure they do lock tho
Pit bulls do not lock their jaws. There is no physical mechanism in there that makes them able to do that. They may have strong jaw muscles, but they cannot lock their jaws.
And most pitties, even those used for illegal sports, are taught not to be aggressive towards humans.
I could have sworn this thread was about the true alpha pitbull. Mister 305.
How sadly mistaken and disappointed I was 
Epic Rap Battles of History should definitely take the reins on this though and show that Pitbull would absolutely beat Anduin in a rap battle to the death.
Well, I guess if anyone attacked Anduin from behind, they would easily be able to kill him. Not sure about a dog.
They’re bred to be murder pooches. Pointing dogs point, hunting dogs hunt, and killer dogs … are sweet pibbie nanny dogs?
I love dogs but it seems like such a bad idea to let your guard down around one of them unless they’re like big time friend status with you. Their instincts are to kill.