I find it surprising that we haven’t made it to Tel Abim yet. The Banana Men of Tel Abim are a historic part of Warcraft lore, even more so than Kung fu panda.
I think the only way to stop N’zoth and the old gods is with a banana peel straight from the source.
If you don’t believe me, look them up. The Banana Bois are real.
Who’s with me?!?!?
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Yeah, add them to the horde. My hunter needs food for his Gorilla.
My immediate thought when seeing this thread title was of The Man with the Yellow Hat.
Charley, you’re the banana king!
Banana Men, do do do-do-do…
I played a banana man in vanilla when I had full pally tier 1 armor.
Hey mister Banana Man, Tel-Abim banana. Daylight come and me wan’ go home!
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On one hand, this is one of the best ideas I’ve seen on the forums since the guy who came up with the concept of Troll Elves.
On the other hand, what the hell are you doing giving Blizzard ideas like this my man??
Never heard this from me. But i actually watch that one drunken night. It was funny at the time.
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crap, now I gotta go reserve Bananasboi in my server too…
Sure, just make sure we get ogres and skateboarding orcs in the same patch.
I envisioned a great Orc vs Human skateboard battle staged on a parking lot in real life being interrupted by Deathwing whie Sylvanas, Arthas, Jaina, and all the other races watched from a ridge above. And someone forgot to get a permit and apache attack helicopters come zooming in. And Deathwing made peace gestures to try to de-escalate and explain it was just a show for Steve’s skateboarding orc youtube video. And we were going to take the opportunity to pitch a Warcraft 2 movie about Arthas and the ladies in his life funded by Steve’s powerball winnings and 50% of proceeds donated to make-a-wish. And the new Warcraft movie will make like $2B worldwide because it had an actual storyline people could follow and we end up with 4 more Warcraft movies and maybe one or two spinoff/reboot type movie series after that.
Now I just need google to finish that video generator application where you tell it what you want to see video of and it makes the video…
I mean that’s cool, but I didn’t create the banana men. Blizzard did.
Tell me, is that a tel abim banana in your pants Mr. Banana man or are you just happy to see me?