Vulpera Appreciation! Yes. Yes! the Vulpera People are Beautiful. I love vulpera. They are so classy and cuddly. Fascinating, intriguing. Lovable. And overall just sooooooo Cute.
I can’t wait to unlock my vary own Vulpera character. I’m going to be so happy. (logs in on Wow. Checks the character creation screen looks for Vulpera.)
"Funny? I don’t see a Vulpera option for Alliance. Hmm…but I do see one for Horde…HORDE!?
"Alliance doesn’t have Vulpera character creation? Noooooooooooo… " (Regains composer.) I always play alliance.
Why; Um…because Stormwind has the finest cheese and wine stores. And of course. You have not dined out. unless you have tasted the fine cuisine at one of the popular Inns. And don’t get me started on the finely brewed and aged ale in the Dwarven sector.
Ah Well. (Shrugs) Guess I’ll have to go Horde now. Wait…wait…I don’t have any Horde characters to do the Vulpera Unlock quests with…Nooooooo!
Um…I wonder what the wine and cheese experience is like in Orgrimmar?
Would you change sides and go Horde to be able to play as Vulpera?