Oh my sweet summer child.
You think french toast cant be filled with goodies?
Let me learn you something.
dunks Swarf in batter and throws him into the fryer
You can mess with me, BUT NOT MY NACHOS!
*Shreddimus McShredsquatch has joined the conversationâŚ
This thread is now worthy.
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I messed with your nachos.
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The french toast has no work ethic and simply has the goodies thrust upon them. The strong crepe holds everything neatly in a wonderful little roll.
You know what I dont want to do at breakfast time? Have a work ethic.
I am not working. And half the food I make is not ethical.
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The Solution is clear: Breakfast nachos made of mini-waffles. You could go sweet with butter and maple syrup instead of cheese, or you could go savory with country gravy.
Now everyone is happy except your cardiologist.
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tbh i think mine is more just surprised i am alive
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Shreddimus has spoken.
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Bit different from your usual tastes⌠but I dig it!~ 
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Pancakes donât have to be a horrific sugar bomb.
All you need is sourdough starter, eggs, and a bit of baking soda and salt. Maybe a bit of flour and water, depending on where youâre at with the starter.
And then butter.
Whats up with that really angry marshmellow. The red one.
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Okay, breakfast party at Shredsâ casa. Letâs go!
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*hops in the nachomobileâŚ
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What sort of nachos are your favorite, Swarfster?
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This is true.
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There was no angry marshmallow. I miss him.
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I like nachos with seasoned ground beef sprinkled over them, nacho cheese sauce (or goat cheese sauce), diced tomatoes, and a bit of sour cream⌠
Barney and Slipknot! The team-up weâve been waiting for! 
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