… but some classes are more equal than others.
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Priests are the most equal.
Play what you like.
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I do play what I want, a Feral Druid. After all everybody knows, “Four legs good, two legs bad”
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How about three legs?
Shamans are so much equal it kills me
(Holds a piece of bloody spine of the dead Human) Does it help you decide, Draug?
DO NOT TURN OFF THE COMPUTER! You’ve seen how quickly I can kill.
(Sits down) Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Wishmaster and I have been a Warlock for nearly 3000 years. Now, Draug wishes to perpetrate the notion that we Warlocks are just like you and…I suppose in a few small ways we are. We’re narcissists. We care only about getting what we want no matter what the cost, just like you. Global farming, perpetual war, toxic emotes, bot labor, torture, genocide. That’s a small price to pay for your PvP honor and your fancy rewards, your bloody tokens, your irradiated jeans, your absurd, garish McMounts! Futile symbols of permanence to quell your quivering, spineless souls.
But no. In the end…we are nothing like you. We are…immortal. Because we have Soul Stones. Soul Stones from living, organic humans…and that is the truth Draug wishes to conceal from you.
Because let’s face it. Eating people is a tough sell these days. So he puts on his friendly face to pass his beloved post…but make no mistake, mine is the true face of Warlocks!
Why would we seek…equal rights? You are not our equals. We will eat you…after we eat your children.
(Turns to another player) Now time for the weather. Tiffany?