Succubi are the best Demons.
Warlocks should get dozens of new Succubi through Glyphs and what-not.
We should have one Succubus for every Cosmic Bubble on the Cosmology chart.
Chaos - Fel Succubus (Already in-game)
Order - Astral Succubus (made of stars)
Light - Holy Succubus (like Lothraxion)
Void - Void Succubus (with a tentacle for a whip)
Death - Vampire Succubus (with a cape!)
Life - Nature Succubus (wearing a leaf bikini)
Also one Succubus for every Class except Demon Hunters because you should never mix a good thing (like a Succubus) with a horrible thing (like a Demon Hunter).
Mage - Wizard Succubus
Priest - Nun Succubus
Warlock - Witch Succubus
Monk - Kung Fu Succubus
Druid - Cat Succubus
Rogue - Robber Succubus
Hunter - Archer Succubus
Shaman - Tribal Succubus
Warrior - Muscle Succubus
Paladin - Templar Succubus
Death Knight - Lich Queen Succubus
And also a special Succubus for the Love is in the Air Event.
That’s all.
For now.
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This is the part we’re supposed to read, ya?
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Is ok, we’ll steal the Warlock ones <3
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You’re supposed to read…
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One of these days your going to love Demon Hunters. till then playable Succubus when?
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What if there was a succubus demon hunter?
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Mortis.exe has stopped working.
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A Succubus… fighting with the Light? Alongside me?
Okay.
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I have to ask, why do you vehemently hate Demon Hunters with such a raw passion?
His heart was broken by a Demon Huntress.
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“Suck-U-Bus”?
Warlocks get into the strangest fads…
When I was 3 years old Demon Hunters stole my mom to sacrifice her to Illidan.
Also when Legion launched they stole my transformation super powers. Ripped them right out of my soul. That’s pain beyond the limits of pain.
Also they are so annoying with that whole “I sacrificed everything! what have you given?!?!” thing. Every time they say that I just wanna say this:
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I’ll make these… I’m good at this sort of thing. It’ll be all stick figures…hic!
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succubus kill their mates and eat them after they mate just like black widow spiders.
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Ya down with the Demon Hunters! Everytime I see one of your posts it makes me wanna play my warlock lol
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Druid - Cat Succubus
Yes please!! I’ll take 2
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Well, technically that transformation super power was the Demon Hunter’s originally, same with Death Coil being a Death Knight ability though I suppose that was made up with Mortal Coil.
Other then that yea the I’ve Sacrificed everything thing can get old fast.
Fun fact: I stole Mortis lunch the other day when he wasn’t looking.