Officers gazing at recruitment posts
Looking for DPS to please get in touch
Just need a few now to raid by our side
They don’t realize, here, they’d have fun so much
Will bump for monks
Bump, bump, bump it up!
Saturday Bump
Will be in touch 
Monday morning recruits! Come join us in the Shadowlands waiting room.
Sending it to the top
Hello, monks? I’m sure there are dozens of you out there!
Because when you bump, I bump
Bump it up, bump it up so high
Can’t not bump, bump it up so high
Save it, bump the thread and save it from the dark
Bump it up, you’ve got a guild to run
Can’t not bump, two more recruits til you’re done
Bump it, save it from the nothing at the forum’s bottom
Friday bump
Do the monks come out on Saturday?
This is the Saturday Bump
Whose bumps are these? I think I know.
They’re bumping it all to and fro.
They’ll surely see me stopping here,
to bump with them. Okay, let’s go!
Their stated goal is nice and clear:
to keep the thread at the top, or near,
betwixt the puns and lack of monks.
Soon SL prepatch will appear.
So give this thread a few more shakes;
one melee monk is all it takes.
The only other need’s a ranged (or flex);
recruiting is a piece of cake.
These puns are campy & not that deep,
but I have promises to keep,
and a thread to bump before I sleep,
and a thread to bump before I sleep.
Sundays are for football and bumping
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But our company is! Join us in the Shadowlands Waiting Room!
Tuesday Bump
Daily bump
Bumping because its what I do.