A GG-34 Gnomecorder rings out in the night. The person on the other end desperately trying to connect with a member of Azeroth’s ‘Blackwater Company’. The message she has is of dire importance, and the first sound she gets when her line is picked up…
‘Believe it or not, Stan isn’t at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I’d pick up the comm. Where could I be? Believe or not, I’m not at home.’
"Hi, Stan. This is Jennifer with Blackwater HR. You’re suppose to perform your contractual obligations in pitching Blackwater Company to the people of (Moon Guard) Azeroth. Talking up the fact that Blackwater performs regular missions, trading opportunities with various companies, dealing with powerful factions that lie below the surface of this expansive world. That the Blackwater Company also runs the Rusty Nail Taverns every Tuesdays from 7-to-9 (Server) and hosts The Privateer periodical for those in the professional trades. Fairly to meet these goals will result in us prorating your pay as a company pitchman. So, call me back… or at least change your answering machine. Alright, I gotta go. Bye…
Oh! And make sure to direct people to our public address for prospective clients and members. It can be found here at Tavern Discord - That address once again is-" CLICK