Join [Chaos Committee] – Because Raiding Alone is Just Sad!
Are you tired of running dungeons with PUGs who think “tank” means “face-tank everything”? Do you long for the sweet sound of guild chat filled with epic banter and occasional dad jokes? Then look no further!
Why [Chaos Committee]?
We’ve got more wipes than a daycare, but at least we’re having fun! Our guild bank is stocked…with questionable potions and crafting mats we can’t pronounce. Raids every week! And by “raids,” we mean group therapy sessions where we collectively question our life choices. Drama-free! (Unless you count the time Leo looted that item. We don’t talk about that.) Who are we looking for?
Players who are better at making friends than avoiding fire (we’ve all been there). Sense of humor mandatory. Ability to carry us in raids optional. Must love pets, mounts, and the thrill of finally getting that rare drop after 100 runs. Join Us! Apply today and help us create new guild traditions, like our annual “Who Pulled That Boss?” competition.
Together, we’ll conquer Xal’atath—or at least die trying!
[Chaos Committee]: Where wiping is a bonding experience. 
Raid times: Wed/Sun 7:00 to 10:00 pm
