Actual list of broken abilities in wow: plunderstorm

PVP Arenas
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earthbreaker - fighting and all of a sudden ring comes, im dead, thanks

fire whirl - what it feels like to get hit by the taz the tazmanian devil’s spin + roadrunner speed, impossible for any cartoon protagonist to win vs this

holy shield - 1 mile reach, my keyboard is 1 mile out of the window every time it hits me

mana sphere - the nuclear bomb garrosh dropped on theramore but on a basic ability, great!

rime arrow - no cd, no chance to miss, no brain, all winning, impossible to win vs this stupid little vulpera jumping around spamming rime arrow and i cant do ANYTHING

searing axe - its a melee weapon but it hits at ranged? ok? wtf?

slicing winds - you cant escape dh players even in plunderstorm, buzz buzz buzz, im dead.

star bomb - actual nuclear bomb to my hp and to my graphics card, why does this even exist? nerf it now blizzard.

storm archon - 3 moves in one move? and it can hit me from all the way in nevada? ???

toxic smackrel - haha yes funny fish move, get hit for 1000 damage, next hit is 2000 damage, next hit is me smashing my keyboard and then hitting another hole through my drywall from this stupid ability

explosive caltrops - okay im fighting and then all of a sudden youre gone and i explode, cool

fade to shadow - stealth shouldnt be in any pvp game ever blizzard, get rid of this garbage.

faeform - more furry garbage brought by woke blizzard, get ran down by an invincible sparkly fox that turns into a fire tornado and sends you straight to hell.

hunters chains - another DH move, hits almost as hard as the hunt and makes me twice as angry

lightning bulwark - invincibility + race car speed, stupid stupid stupid

quaking leap - a move theyll probably give to DH with how annoying it is. how about i quaking leap out of my third story bedroom window?

repel - press this button to instantly go from losing to not losing, when you have this ability its actually IMPOSSIBLE to lose

steel traps - try to do anything vs this and you get caught in a bear trap like the gummy bear from robot chicken, screaming and all (the screaming is irl)

windstorm - the most broken ability possibly of all, stuns you and makes every other op ability even more op because its impossible to dodge, it also has range similar to a tac-50 sniper (i googled longest range sniper)

on top of all of this, i played this game ALL DAY and all i got was this STUPID GOLDFISH, i DONT EVEN LIKE HIM

please fix this immediately blizzard

thank you

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even max rank this thing does negative dam idk why people are playing it

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i thought it was decent, it never misses and it has a huge range and it stops drinking so its kind of constant pressure as long as you keep people at range

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:rofl: :rofl:

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The hero returns.

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talk to me when someone throws a flaming boat at you

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bro pop into the general discussion forums these kids are insane.
where’s kennie at, is it always like this?

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To varying degrees, yes.

Basically content is viewed favorably if it’s quick and easy to be “done” with.

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this is insane bruh i have a whole new found respect for you for reading their posts all the time

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i think in order to either pick up wow in this day and age, or keep playing wow after decades of neglect, you have to be mentally damaged in some way or form

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It used to be fun to help, and sometimes still is, but similar to the arena forums it usually just boils down to ranting, venting or requesting that -thing they want- be made easier (so they can get it).

A lot of the time people don’t even realize they’re doing it, though. Instead of “I don’t know how to deal with a particular spec/mechanic/dungeon” it’s “this thing killed me fix it”.

I’m honestly kind of surprised by their new mode, though. It was a rather bold decision with this…playerbase.

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I think the haters tend to be louder than the people just enjoying it. Queues are almost instant, so that means people are playing it, and if people are playing it, chances are they are enjoy it.

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between the boomers who wont play it because “its just stupid zoomer fortnite!!”, the people who wont touch any form of pvp even if they had a gun to their head, and the entitled collect-o-matic consoomers, ill be surprised if blizz hq isnt burned down within a week

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Right? :dracthyr_crylaugh: That’s what had me feeling like I missed a vital detail or something.

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yeah i’m retiring from general discussion i can’t tell if im being trolled or if they’re all serious and it’s making me uncomfortable

ill try again next year

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good lord gd is a pit. my eyes are bleeding after those posts.

i didn’t know my expectations of the average wow player could get lower. an mvp who’s still kicking around managed to die before figuring out that basic mob attacks are frontals?

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fortnite bad

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that aint true. that IT chunks man

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lmfao bruh we need to q some plunder up

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i was playing max rank rime arrow fire storm stealth and nightfae had infinite mobility killed 4 in last circle for a W