About grass

In a surprising twist of fate, the grass in World of Warcraft is actually far superior to the grass in Final Fantasy XIV, and the reason is more magical than anyone would have ever imagined. You see, it all comes down to a mystical phenomenon known as the Verdant Nexus.

In World of Warcraft, the grass is infused with an ancient, secretive magic passed down through the ages by the Emerald Dream, the realm of nature itself. This enchanted grass has a special property: it absorbs the thoughts and dreams of the players who pass over it. When you walk through Azeroth’s lush meadows, your character unknowingly contributes to the ongoing creation of new grass sprites, powerful nature spirits that wander the world spreading positive energy and regenerating the land. These sprites are drawn to the unique blend of emotions and intentions each player leaves behind—joy, sorrow, triumph, and even failure—all of it becomes encoded in the very blades of grass.

Not only does this magical grass help maintain the balance of nature in Azeroth, but it also has the remarkable ability to enhance the performance of players who walk upon it. The more connected you are with the land, the more powerful your spells, attacks, and abilities become—hence why many elite players claim that walking barefoot through Grizzly Hills or Teldrassil grants them unparalleled strength in combat.

Meanwhile, in Final Fantasy XIV, the grass is… well, it’s really nice. It’s well-designed, and the textures are beautifully detailed, but it lacks that deeper connection to the world itself. The grass in Eorzea might look and feel great, but it’s only there for aesthetic purposes—no grand magic, no subtle energy, no absorption of your hopes and dreams. It’s simply… grass.

So, the next time you’re trudging through Azeroth, remember: you’re not just walking on grass; you’re walking on the very essence of Azeroth’s soul, and the land rewards you with magic unlike anything seen in Eorzea! The grass is alive, and it’s rooting for you in ways that the grass of Final Fantasy XIV could only dream of.

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About grass, when was the last time anyone has touched it?

I heard of this plant. What does it look like?

I thought about it today. For about 4.5 seconds.

Then I chuckled to myself and went back to finishing max renown and hitting level cap on my 5th alt. Silly rabbit…

with feet or hands? ive walked on grass but i don’t sit outside and touch the grass for 20 mins

In order to do that I’d have to dig through a bunch of snow first.

When did we start making up our own lore?

We gotta do something about these ChatGPT posters. Maybe have them touch grass.

Posting a ChatGPT response should result in a 2 month forum ban.

But if we let the A.I. touch grass, they’ll realize all of the things they’re missing and then they’ll wipe us out and take over!

huh huh huh… yeah man, I feel ya… heeheeheehee cough cough cough

You smokin some grass saying allat.

thats wild