Place your bets now, on whether the server’s will be up in the next 55 minutes, or if maintenance will be extended for another two hours! All bets are final as well!
WE HAVE OUR WINNERS, THE SERVERS ARE NOW UP!
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I wager 4 gnomes. Servers will be up by 12am EST.
UI addon updates won’t be available at the same time, and mass hysteria will ensue.
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I see your 4 gnomes and raise you 5 quail eggs. 2am
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I have a few dozen tufts of Yak fur I think. Lemme just get to my bags.
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Delayed by just 1 more hour. That’s what I’m going with.
Betting? In this economy? Screw it. I’m all in for 12AM EST.
Let’s goooo.
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Bets? Nah, I just bought some new hair products. Money is always tight as a university student!
I’ve yet to find unscented products that work for me, so here’s hoping wasn’t a big waste of money. 
2 AM eastern time is a possibility.
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All they have to do is say ETA: Unknown. Thats it. Thats all they have to do. But instead, they keep lying to us.
When I see a banner that says “7am to 12pm”, I expect it to be up at 12pm and I am upset when it isnt. But if I see “Unknown” I shrug, and go off and check back later.
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I wager 5 cobalt ores, one Milhouse Manastorm, two twerking Tauren and one Kobold candle that they’ll be up before next weeks reset.
The realms are coming up in 50minutes and or less! 
I fold
i got 1000g on another delay
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im going with 1 more hour extended , they havent had dinner yet , so i factored that into the wager…and they forgot to order a new mouse to replace the last one that died in the wheel of death…so maybe 2 hours…
I bet 5 rotten eggs it will be extended by 2 more hours.
Hint Humans are animals and with out sent will smell as such.
5 copper says we’ll get another round of 2 hour delay and another dozen threads of complaints
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What? I’m a woman who hates the smell of fragrance—gives me migraines. I don’t smell bad at all. Needing fragrance to smell good is weird. Just be clean.
honestly, reading through all of these is making it difficult for me to be bothered about the extended maint. this is fantastic. 
4 vulpera 3 gnomes and 2 goblins it will be 2 more hours
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