A wild orc suddenly appeares in your path

What do you do?
Fight him?
Hug him?
Buy him breakfast?
Break out your finest dance number?

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Do we mean Wild the Gnome?

We hug him, of course! And never let go! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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That is always the correct answer. However, in my haste, I forgot to put orc in my title. Now corrected.

Orcs and Forsaken are buds. He gets a solid high five and then I walk off all cool like.

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If he is a warrior bro, invite him to go grab a brew.
If not and he seems chill, /wave
If he’s looking for a fight, shield slam him into tomorrow.

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Buy him breakfast and get his life story.

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arrow to the face! KILL ALL ORC SCUM!!!

unless 9.2.5 has released. Then its right click invite to party.

(edit: just realized i posted om my blood elf not my dwarf, but I stand by my stance regardless)

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You sacrifice 100 Gnomes in his honor.

Oh…

I hug him, too!

Should be ok to do a dungeon with him since there is no chance he is a feral Druid.

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I will also hug the orc :slight_smile:

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Is he not wearing a shirt but is wearing a wolf mask and pants he bought at the Orgrimmar goodwill, and there is currently an in-game holiday going on that shares his name?

If so, I’ll be showing him some nice bowls of fruit.

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Secret Orc Handshake* and then share some tasty rocks to munch on.

*handshake may contain violence, not suitable for most races.

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They’re not too bright. I’d probably pick up a stick and toss it into the trees and go on my merry way, while the buffoon chases after it.

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If it’s not a metal slime, I keep moving.

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Stand very still, he can’t see me if I’m not moving a muscle. :upside_down_face:

I give him a hug and tell him how fierce he is before we both go to Starbucks for caffeine and cookies (which I baked).

:cookie:

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Things I cannot say in the general public.

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Hi this is Wild/Rita, I don’t have an orc so I am posting on the closest thing I have, you are so cute and I am stealing you ahhhh!!! So lovaboo! :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

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(wiggles with glee and hugs Wild back!)

:cookie:

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