What do you do?
Fight him?
Hug him?
Buy him breakfast?
Break out your finest dance number?
Do we mean Wild the Gnome?
We hug him, of course! And never let go!
That is always the correct answer. However, in my haste, I forgot to put orc in my title. Now corrected.
Orcs and Forsaken are buds. He gets a solid high five and then I walk off all cool like.
If he is a warrior bro, invite him to go grab a brew.
If not and he seems chill, /wave
If he’s looking for a fight, shield slam him into tomorrow.
Buy him breakfast and get his life story.
arrow to the face! KILL ALL ORC SCUM!!!
unless 9.2.5 has released. Then its right click invite to party.
(edit: just realized i posted om my blood elf not my dwarf, but I stand by my stance regardless)
You sacrifice 100 Gnomes in his honor.
Oh…
I hug him, too!
Should be ok to do a dungeon with him since there is no chance he is a feral Druid.
I will also hug the orc
Is he not wearing a shirt but is wearing a wolf mask and pants he bought at the Orgrimmar goodwill, and there is currently an in-game holiday going on that shares his name?
If so, I’ll be showing him some nice bowls of fruit.
Secret Orc Handshake* and then share some tasty rocks to munch on.
*handshake may contain violence, not suitable for most races.
They’re not too bright. I’d probably pick up a stick and toss it into the trees and go on my merry way, while the buffoon chases after it.
If it’s not a metal slime, I keep moving.
Stand very still, he can’t see me if I’m not moving a muscle.
I give him a hug and tell him how fierce he is before we both go to Starbucks for caffeine and cookies (which I baked).
Things I cannot say in the general public.
Hi this is Wild/Rita, I don’t have an orc so I am posting on the closest thing I have, you are so cute and I am stealing you ahhhh!!! So lovaboo!
(wiggles with glee and hugs Wild back!)