A turtle didn't make it to the water

Who is up for some turtle murder

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For Mak’aru!

Crab allied race confirmed.

i always kill the turtles right next to her before and after.

a gnomes gotta eat v_v

Crabious the mighty crab shall murder them allllll

Looks awesome!!!

Yes! That’s a battle I can get motivated for. No turtle will reach the water on my watch. :crab:

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its about to get a whole lot crueller

shrug

Am I surprised? No. Repulsed? Yes. Luckily, quests aren’t forced upon us. If they were, this is the kind of thing that would give me pause in terms of sub renewal. It’s like encouraging extinction of species. Sure, it’s a game but once you inure yourself to awful things it’s so much easier to passively sit there and watch it happen in real time, IRL.

i can assure you, we have done way worse things in wow than population control for some turtles

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I mean, obviously you can do all the bloodthirsty species extinction quests you want. Doesn’t mean I have to. I avoid “Beachhead” too, because it’s kind of stupid. As a matter of fact, after the STV Nesingwary quests finished up I never did another Nesingwary quest, either. Yellow exclamation points dot every xpac for me and they’re all Nesingwary.

The little turtles are innocent. I would prefer to control a crab as it eats a Tortollan.

I was hoping to race change into one of the Turtles too…

DEATH TO ALL TURTLES :smiling_imp:

Unlike Naga, they could make the armor models work on Tortollans. :laughing:

ok so i strait up had a nightmare there were baby mutant turtles with sharp teeth and I collected them in a ziplock bag and started smashing them because they were dangerous.

they were like piranas but turtles

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I think it is going to turn out the tortollans are actually agents of the void… they play games with their young and just shrug when thousands are killed every day, they have seriously evil lookign eyes, they use the corpses of their older young to play memory-match games… tortollans are evil no doubt about it.