Damn I’m surprised not a single Vulpera poster posted the “what does the fox say” video yet.
Someone will now that you mentioned it.
Damn, I ruined it didn’t I?
I am the daughter of the earth and stone
The mountain beckons and I heed the call
And if I die upon this day
Inebriated I will fall
Hear me laddies gather up the brews
To the tavern we will ride
These kegs won’t deliver themselves
And all the mugs inside are dry
Stone!
Blackrock Lager’s swill
Earth!
Won’t cry if Eversong Wine gets spilled
Iron!
Thunderbrew’s the drink of lords
Drunk!
From the power of the dwarves!
Brewmaiden to the Bronzebeard Clan
To no man will I yield
Unless he buys for me a round or twelve
Of the best brew this place can distill
I feel the fire burning in my throat
Climb on the table by the band
All eyes on me as I bounce and shake
My huge tracts of land
Stone!
Blackrock Lager’s swill
Earth!
Won’t cry if Eversong Wine gets spilled
Iron!
Thunderbrew’s the drink of lords
Drunk!
From the power of the dwarves!
Surrounded by the fall-down drunk
The belter among the jakes
The party turns to silence, we took
A hundred kegs to slake
I summon up an uber-ram
Take it to the local dive
Upon the altar of scrambled eggs
I will be reborn
Stone!
Blackrock Lager’s swill
Earth!
Won’t cry if Eversong Wine gets spilled
Iron!
Thunderbrew’s the drink of lords
Drunk!
'cause whoever heard of a sober dwarf?
Stone!
…
Earth!
…
Iron!
…
Drunk!
…
From the power of the dwarves!
Even we hate that “song”.
Definitely our national anthem XD