Let me sing to you the song of my people. ROOOOOAAAAARRR!
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"When dragons belch and hippos flee
My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you’ll lose.
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Morporkia owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you’ll pay.
We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs
We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears
Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner
Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)
Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords
We mortgaged to the hilt
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Hner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit where it’s due."
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And a hard boiled egg.
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‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6gXAZeOFo0’
instant classic
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Song of the Orc
I went home with a serving wench
the way I always do.
How was I to know
she was SI:7 too?
I was drinking at The Crossroads
when Alliance came around.
Send warriors, guns and money.
Warchief get me out of town. Hah!!
Their war cries caused a ruckus
interrupted my drink.
Now my rage is building
And I’m close to the brink
Yes, next time they will think
Before ruining my drink.
Now I’m fighting 'gainst too many,
My repair bill will be high.
Send warriors, guns and money.
'Sa good day to make them die.
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Should be the National Anthem.
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As a Warrior, I can think of no better tune to listen to when I am in the mood to sit back, relax, and go bloody crazy. lol
Well, if I post it or talked about wouldn’t be received well here. So, I’ll post this one.
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/moo 
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