… as I dance in a circle burning some incense I beseech & petition thee, fickle titans of Azeroth
May shamans have a fourth specialization for tanking, that they may more effectively smite their foes & support friends in their just causes.
May shamans recover ALL lost items of ages past: tranquility totems, poison & disease cleansing totems, mana tide totems, mana spring totems, searing totems, stoneclaw totems, sentry totems & so forth. These precious keepsakes of our people are both cleverly designed & consistently useful. Additionally, the ability to recall & throw totems was most beneficial as we went about our business caring for our people.
May shamans be better able to wrangle their charges, the elementals at their command! May it be that these creatures become dismiss-able again, as well as more obedient to instructions such as sit passively over there, or attack that naughty dragon with the bad case of halitosis over yonder.
May shamans return to a time when we shielded & buffed ourselves with the elements with which we so strongly resonate. May our shields & imbues aid us again in our our ventures be they fair or foul.
May a plague of toads infest the dwellings of any & all naysayers WHO DARE DENY these simple & respectfully phrased requests. They are to be plagued by toads until they are so covered in slime that they are hexed & themselves become toads! (& No! I am not decursing you until we discuss these issues further and come to the same conclusion that everything included this petition is necessary.)
… the drumming, dancing & chanting continues long into the night as the shaman petitioner stands vigil over the ritual circle