Today we discuss the topic of MALDING! or Mad and Balding!
Below is an example of malding! Or Mad and Balding! Such things occur when a player or angry individual experiences something that brings them great grief to the point that their hair starts falling out. This is typically followed by moments of extreme anger and outrage towards what brought them grief.
Reported post: Inflammatory language, like implying that the other users of the forums are “malding,” is a violation of the Forum Code of Conduct.
More Examples of Malding Include:
Next time don’t be a jerk in an MMO to other people and then there won’t be consequences to your actions.
Kinda feels like bait. Clever troll, or victim of public schools?
Hello, I see you posted a thread about incorrect opinions.
Of course these are minor examples of malding, but that is how it starts you see!
Signs you might be malding may include:
Excessive Sweating
Seeing red
Growing a Neckbeard
Furiously typing on a keyboard
Breathing heavily
Eating too many nachos or cheese puffs
Drinking loads of mountain dew
Hair falling out
Now how does one prevent malding? Well! Below are a set of scientifically proven ways to prevent malding!
#1 Going outside!
#2 Avoiding The Internet
#3 Ignoring Personal Opinions
#4 Becoming a hermit!
#5 Streaming on Twitch!
#6 Memeing on Twitch!