A Scientifically Proven Way of Preventing: Malding

Today we discuss the topic of MALDING! or Mad and Balding!

Below is an example of malding! Or Mad and Balding! Such things occur when a player or angry individual experiences something that brings them great grief to the point that their hair starts falling out. This is typically followed by moments of extreme anger and outrage towards what brought them grief.

Reported post: Inflammatory language, like implying that the other users of the forums are “malding,” is a violation of the Forum Code of Conduct.

More Examples of Malding Include:

Next time don’t be a jerk in an MMO to other people and then there won’t be consequences to your actions.

Kinda feels like bait. Clever troll, or victim of public schools?

Hello, I see you posted a thread about incorrect opinions.

Of course these are minor examples of malding, but that is how it starts you see!

Signs you might be malding may include:

Excessive Sweating

Seeing red

Growing a Neckbeard

Furiously typing on a keyboard

Breathing heavily

Eating too many nachos or cheese puffs

Drinking loads of mountain dew

Hair falling out

Now how does one prevent malding? Well! Below are a set of scientifically proven ways to prevent malding!

#1 Going outside!

#2 Avoiding The Internet

#3 Ignoring Personal Opinions

#4 Becoming a hermit!

#5 Streaming on Twitch!

#6 Memeing on Twitch!

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I feel like there needs to be a pill commercial with a long ridiculous list of side effects for this.

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Excuse me, but I have a complaint to address to your manager.

What if we WANT to be bald, and we’re able to express our intelligence just a little without ever delving into madness?

Do I have to set the razor down? Poo, I knew it.

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Guys please go outside sometime, you can’t just play video game all day!

It’s simple. Remove rating based pvp gearing.

Well, one would think to take breaks from video games. But I’m obviously mald, so my point is invalid.

But avoiding the internet? Not even Bill Gates could accomplish that.

#5 is fake news. There are a bunch of malding streamers on Twitch. I’ve seen them!

Asmonmald?

Please help me, I’ve never played sports before. A hit means nothing, nice ankles brah.

Yall had this coming xD