We love a good neighborly dispute
Best Scarlet guild ever! Look forward to beating you guys up again.
Aw thanks man I really app- wait what was that last part >.>
Oh, nothing! Hides dagger; innocently whistles
bonk
Bad DK!
splashes with holy water for good measure
Holy water won’t hurt me anymore.
Well, we do have blessed glitter. Perhaps getting some of that in your armor might do the trick?
Oh no, blessed glitter. WhatEVER will I do?
…oh, you clearly don’t know. You poor thing.
It’ll only succeeding in making me look more fabulous.
Oh so you’d like to try some then? That could be arranged.
I’m not sure Azeroth is ready for that level of fabulosity
Probably not.
Remember folks: cremate the dead so they don’t keep coming back to fight against the living!
Well, it seems the Alliance Free Press has some interesting reads this week!
From his current post, Halandor receives his copy of the Alliance Free Press. He promptly tears up the posters, then incinerates them in holy fire.
Let the rage flow through you XD
I feel like this is a Jack Sparrow moment.
“You’re the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.”
“But you Have heard of me.”
“Worst posters I’ve ever seen!”
“But you did see them. Sips tea.”
We’re in the Privateer Press!
Thanks again to the wonderful folks from the Privateer Press, both for their wonderful news reports, and for being willing to print am ad from us Scarlets.
Can you not see it, brothers and sisters? There is but one way to wipe the Scourge from the face of Azeroth.