Two corpses, best buddies… from the SAME guild?! That’d be a conflict of interest - and I should know; I’m a lawyer!
Chän yells at the top of his lungs
“Y’all are disqualified! Scabber wins by default!”
You’ve no need to worry about the perfectly legal legal system… Vulpera have successfully weaselled their way into every aspect of the legal system in Orgrimmar. We needed to make sure that the legal system was fair and just, free of any sort of discrimination against us little folk (Vulpera and Goblins).
We’ve recently implemented a hiring quota… there needs to be at least 90% Vulpera and Goblin representation in the legal system, or we’ll scream bloody murder and start rioting.
Agreed. And it is under control. OUR control.
Chän walks up to Somrune, gaze unflinching
Deal with it.
I would support this: we really do need a “Non-biased” third party involved… what better group than the Quickfuse Cartel?
…We will talk about that in private.
…And it’d be perfectly acceptable if you happened to dig up a couple million ballots in Vol’dun - overnight.
Thanks for your time,
Chän
Isn’t a fox hole another word for bum hole?
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Depends on the context, I suppose.
As per the guild name, I can assure you that it refers to a foxes burrow, or den, which is quite fitting because the guild consists of nothing but Vulpera.
Any other questions you wanted to ask?
Thanks for your time,
Chän
Hey yeah I had a question, how is your love life as a vulpera? Is your genepool exit an enjoyable choice?
…How’s yours as a rotting corpse? Pretty sure it’s not that good when ED is a way of life.
Thanks for your time,
Chän
From what I’ve seen the “RP” going on in front of Grommash Hold has mainly been people spamming toys and making not so subtle-sexual innuendos about each other.
Basically this thread, but in-game.
That’s like looking at the surface of a body of water and trying to judge how deep it is.
Thanks for your time,
Chän
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Enough of your petty political squabbles. The only issue that matters is ridding Azeroth of all living creatures.
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…But that’s most everything! You horrible, horrible witch!
And here I was, puttin’ in work for the Horde, killing Alliance and tearing their souls from out their lifeless corpses… only to be double-crossed, yet again, by another filthy talking carcass! That’s why you’ll never run ANYTHING!
Thanks for your time,
Chän
I’m new ta the…
The words trail off as he catches a glimpse of the odd, furry creature speaking.
By the… What the… So that’s a vulpera?
A slight grin flashes from under his beard and mustache.
The squirrels around Thelsamar are waaay more intimidatin’!
Ahhahahaaahahaaa!
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Dem be fightin’ words!
Chän growls at the Dwarf
Don’t let us catch you crawling out from underneath that rock of yours! It’s where you belong: underground.
Thanks for your time,
Chän
(P.S. - love to see ya on the battlefield!)
(Oh, you will. Gotta get the lay of the PvP landscape. A few more levels won’t hurt either.)
PS:
Thanks for your time.
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While I appreciate what you have done for the Horde, I cannot allow such insults to be thrown at me without retaliation. You just earned yourself and your kind a one-way ticket to the top of my extermination list.
DEATH TO THE FURRIES!!!
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Pfft… you do realize that you already said that when you basically said, “DeAtH tO tHe LiViNg!”
Secondly, it really is unwise to be threatening a lawyer…
Thanks for your time,
Chän
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Ya be havin’ touble wit dat bein’ on de same faction.
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Damn furries…always weasling out of getting wiped out. Who thought it would be a good idea to allow them to become lawyers anyway?
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That’s it… I’m callin’ PETA!
(I swear… the things you can find online. I mean, who made that?!)
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(Oh you’d be surprised what people make. Look up “crap taxidermy” sometime. They publish whole books about it. MOST of the stuff is ridiculously funny.)