A huntsman spider is behind my monitor

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What do I do about this?

I can see his legs poking out from the side of the screen.
I’m currently on the other side of the room typing this - hoping he doesn’t know how to cross tight rope cables.

UPDATE: Spider just crawled out of my room and into my brothers - We are safe, lads!

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Move to a new country. Leave everything behind.

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I can’t, dude.
They control the airports!

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Burn the house down.

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Grab a Bow and Arrow and charge your ultimate.

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Spray wd 40 on it

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Hold a lit lighter in front of the spray.

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Just use all your cooldowns and lust

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It’s natural wool insulation it’ll just extinguish itself, maaaan.

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I am not sure using the word lust with spiders is a good thing.

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You’d just get a mini yazma

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As a big 40 years old man I would just… run the other way, as all big 40 years old men do… right?!

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Better burn the house down or maybe invest in a pellet rifle

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Cute that you still say “my monitor”. It’s his now.

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Fire everything. Its the only way.

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Tame it. That’s what we forsaken do. We tame spiders and use them against our enemies.

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Become its friend.

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Statement: the only solution is fire.

Query: have you tried setting your home on fire?

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Maybe it’s a nice Charlotte spider who’s looking for a new friend :slight_smile:

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He said he wanted to do dirty things to me in a deep voice before revealing himself

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