He shows up with 2 goblin officers and 1 goblin pixie holding a mini camera. Once you open the door he says"Live on todays episode of Gadgetzan’s most wanted. Today our goblins bruisers are busting down a Kajamite weapons Crime lord well known for illegally stealing and utilizing dangerous Kajamite products". Right here he gets interrupted by the pixie saying they actually have the wrong house. The news reporters just yells at him to keep steaming and then these two goblin officers proceed to try to arrest you. How do you react to this?
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I assume its all an elaborate ruse just to swindle me of my hard earned gold. I guard my coin purse.
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Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
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Lol. That video is epic.
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And if they insist on arresting me? Well…
Show them my cantaloupes to distract them and then run the eff away. If running fails, I’d just drop kick them. They’re not that tall.
I take off all my gold before we go, because this days has been coming for a long time…
I’m actually hated/at war with them because of what I did to get rep with the Bloodsails.
Gold eye patch… Worth it.
Oh la la. Hmm. Might work. You just need to make sure they are sprinkled in gold.
I just say
Oh, and Goblins rule!
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I knew I bought that gold flake body paint for a reason.
Invite him and his crew in for tea. 
Let’s just say, there will be corpses.
punting mode activated
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I would drink a Kaja’cola because ‘it gives you ideas!’, then vanish and wait for them to leave. Then I would start making kajamite weapons again.
well they’re midgets so I beat them down. As for the pixie. Goblin chicks are so hot!!! I take her out for drinks and have a wild time.
I’m pretty sure if you tried to punt a goblin your leg would just explode. I would just bubble hearth.