Who buys the drinks?
Rom.
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The bartender. And by the time they get done, the poor bartender will have sold his mother, given his SSN, keys for his house and car and bought some swampland in florida.
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I wonder what the Gold-Pressed-Latinum to WoW-Token conversion rate is?
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Neither, they would swindle the owner to sell for a ridiculously low rate. Take ownership of the bar and increase rates to increase profits. At that point it would be the customers who paid for their drinks.
Rule of Acquisition 9 & 284
" 9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit."
" 284. Deep down everyone’s a Ferengi."
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Ironic how the Ferengi alongside Warhammer Gretchen(builders for the Orks) inspired WoW Goblins…
The WoW Goblins are the perfect blend of Gretchen and Ferengi!
So… how would the Ferengi react to the Goblins’ personalities considering Goblins have a habit of blowing themselves up?
Rule of Acquisition #125 “You can’t make a deal if you’re dead”
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Why that hot void elf shadow priest, waiting for them at a poorly lit table across from the taproom, of course.
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Keep farming.
Ferengi aren’t as directly innovative as goblins, they’re more managerial. Goblins invent, ferengi invest.
Ferengi paladins:
Rule of aquisition #109
“Dignity and a sack is worth one sack”
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The Goblins’ innovation comes from Warhammer 40K Gretchen while the doing business deals come from Ferengi…
Rule of Acquisition #19 " Satisfaction is not guaranteed."
Grand Negus Gallywix, and his faith in the great material continuum, will save us all!
87% of all accidents in handgrenade plants start when someone asks “Give me your PIN”.
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