Love won’t be in the air this year for this Orc.
She said she wanted someone taller. I have no idea what to do with these flowers and box of chocolates now.
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Place them on a top shelf.
Behold! I am a font of love! You shall be loved by this gnome and you shall drown in pleasure! 
Dude, there’s just no pleasing some people. It’ll stink in the short term, but have no fear, someone out there is looking for what you can provide.
Destroy them. Burn the flowers and eat the chocolate. Or burn the chocolate and eat the flowers, whatever makes you happier lol
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Wear this pretty pink outfit, that’ll change her mind.
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Dang. Sounds like we are in the same Club.
Yuk…
You’re no Millhouse.
But here’s some cookies for your broken heart.
that sounds umm…sticky.
I’m so sorry to hear that. At least you have a great mog.
Use the chocolates to make smores. Or melt the chocolates and pour over ice cream.
I’ll take them. After all, for me, there never was a Gnome. 
Well a mechagnome broke my foot when I tried to punt it. At least you don’t need crutches, OP.
Steel toe boots. Why are people so cheap on foot ware?
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Try a Vulpera.
… Though, maybe make sure it’s milk chocolate first.
Before melting them down for ice cream topping?
Nah! Before eating the ears and putting them back in the box.