What articles do you churn out to avoid elimination?
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Just go ahead and get it over with.
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Ten Things About Khadgar You Never Knew: Number 5 Will Shock You To The Core!
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You wont BELIEVE what Thrall has to say about the Turalyon administration!
Top 10 trees in Elwynn forest that we frankly can’t imagine the zone without.
is your guildmate a dreadlord? the answer may shock you!
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Top 10 most problematic WoW characters!
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if the kidnapper puts me into a room with a window, i’d format my articles to match the skyline.
Otherwise i’d employ a ceasar cipher
I would simply copy and paste Bellular youtube videos.
RIP Addons?! Dragonflight Brings WoW’s Largest UI
Dragonflight’s Truly New Feature Is OUTSTANDING
WOAH! This Is INCREDIBLE News For Dragonflight
BRUTAL Nerf! WoW’s Quiet Times Are OVER! Wrath CHANGE , Fun Police KILL Great Feature & MORE
Blizzard’s Big News…
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I wouldn’t write anything. It’s a games journalist, for crying out loud! Just challenge them to Cuphead or something!
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I’d find some tweets from some like-minded people and embed them in my article then I’d write about those tweets as though they’re the general consensus amongst players.
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Dragonriding EXPOSED!
-Just a video going over the features-
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I’ll just die, thanks.
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Blizzard continues to refuse to address WoW PvP. SL season 4 doomed. More 1-shots, stupid comps, double dps nonsensical stuff in 2’s continue to rain havoc, and Blizzard remains radio silent, allowing PvP to further degrade over time.
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Time to annoy a journalist to death…
One of these Warcraft devs called the entire customer base that pays his bills “a bunch of [redacted] bags” Can you guess which one!?!?
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- Blizzard: going woke, going broke? Numbers don’t lie!
- Poll reveals that majority of WoW players are actually conservatives.
- Anduin and Wrathion confirmed to be straight, says reliable source.
- WoW female writer felt oppressed until updating pronouns to he/him.
- WoW loses business but feels good about themselves. Here’s why…
- Blizzard regains moral high ground with new inclusivity update.
- Do dragons have gender? A serious factual question based in reality.
- Politics invade WoW as Stormwind nobility takes center-stage in DF story
- WoW forum hostility between nice people and idiots. Guess which are which…
- WoW forum trolls upset that Blizzard doesn’t take them seriously.
- Asmongold launches WoW avatar gender reveal party after Inclusivity update.
- Evidence that Worgen could be getting tail customization options in Dragonflight.
- WoW removes sexism from game by removing sex from the game.
- WoW admits mistake of still limiting players to only two body types instead of 300+.
- WoW game director saddened by direction of game, blames players.
- Cut content becomes a profitable new trend in the MMO gaming industry.
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Timeskip for Sylvanas?
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The Prophecy Turalyon doesn’t want you
to know! -
Best Meat Gifts for the Beast in your
life!
Getting Invincible in one Day: Blizzard doesn’t want you to know this perfectly legal trick!
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-Committee reviews Stormwind Reconstruction riots, ready to issue indictments on Wrynn administration
-“Her name is…” Cenarius reveals identity of dryad’s/keeper’s real mother.
-If you live in these 6 zones you may just have lost abortion access
-2 Suramars? Survivors of the original Suramar zombification incident confused by a second Suramar 10,000 years later
-Sargeras duping scandal! How one titan turned Gorrelbor into Gorselach and Taeselach, while still having Gorrelbor… infinite sword’s bug! “It’s New World in Warcraft!” says a source.
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“WoW can play DOOM. BIG NEWS FOR ADDON USERS, WOW PLAYERS AND DOOM FANS ALIKE! MICROSOFT APPROVES?!”
Why Anduin x Wrathion ship wouldn’t work and how people should stop trying.
