[A] <Friendzone Alpha>

Hey guys, Janoyening here (not my real name). I am really looking to fill out the Heroic Nathria raid group for my guild, Friendzone Alpha, which is an alliance guild on the US server Emerald Dream. Only requirement as far as I’m concerned, is a positive attitude (haha)! Also, no tanks. Raid times are Thurs/Sun 7-10pm Central. You do not want to miss out. Probably goes without saying that the sooner we fill up our raid team, the sooner I stop recruiting in trade chat. Thanks for your help.

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Hey, guys guild master here. I am so desperate I am in tears please join our guild so we can get AOTC. I will do anything I am begging you please.

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Hi Applicants,

Bygones, your Raid Leader here. If you can, try to think of our guild raids more as happy circumstances rather than mandated guild events. By joining our raid formation, you will enter the ranks of other elite combatants as you journey on your path towards enlightenment in Friendzone Alpha. Please understand that you will face great adversity and possible misfortune by joining our brotherhood, but know that the honor you will bear will far exceed any bleak outcomes you may experience. I hope you can firmly grasp the significance of the opportunity currently present at your fingertips and recognize the prestige that would follow.

Do not pass this up. Do not think twice.

Bygones

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Hey guys,

Wow. What a wild week and a half. Obviously, this post has generated an insane amount of buzz, not just within Emerald Dream but with the wow community at large. I want to take a moment to thank you for that. Having the opportunity to get our message out on such a large scale is far beyond anything that I could have imagined happening, and we couldn’t have done it without forum posters like the person reading this right now. Truly, thank you.

In terms of guild recruitment, we are (unsurprisingly) pretty swamped trying to get through everyone’s messages and applications. If you have not heard back from us, my advice is DO NOT STOP TRYING. Keep reaching out, keep applying through guild finder, keep spamming this thread with your incredible replies. Eventually, we WILL get to you. I’m doing my best to make sure that anyone who wants to be a part of this guild gets the opportunity. Unless you’re a tank, in which case we are full, sorry :confused:.

Thank you once again for the unprecedented amount of support you’ve shown us. I hope to see many of you (at least as many as we can fit! xD) in “gchat” in the coming days and weeks.

Sincerely,

Janoyening “Jan” Cresva