A Dwarf walks into a bar

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and he orders 4 beers. The bartender hands him the beers and the dwarf goes to a table by himself and starts drinking, taking one sip from each mug so they stay equal.

He comes in and does this a few more times before the bartender asks him “so why do you order four beers and drink them one sip at a time?” and the Dwarf says “I have three brothers all around Azeroth, and on the same night, we all go to our favorite bars and order four beers, and drink them one sip at a time so that it’s like we are drinking together.”

The bartender was awfully moved by this, and happily kept serving the Dwarf. One night, the Dwarf came in and ordered three beers. The bartender, absolutely shocked, handed the Dwarf three beers and turned away. While the Dwarf was drinking, the bartender decided he had to say something, so he went over to the Dwarf and said “I am so sorry for the loss of your brother.” The Dwarf looked at him confused for a moment and then he said “Oh you got the wrong idea, I quit drinking!”

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Ppfftt… Amateur.

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But it’s a dwarf

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Said dwarf needs to check his heritage, you don’t simply stop drinking as a dwarf till dead

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A human, and elf and a dwarf walk into a tavern, and each orders a pint of ale. Just as soon as each are served, three flies buzz down from the rafters and settle, one on the rim of each mug.

The elf shudders, pushes the mug away, and orders a fresh one.

The human shrugs, shoos the fly off, and drinks.

The dwarf frowns, gathers himself and, with a deft snap of his stubby fingers, catchers the fly by the wings, holds it over the mug and shouts, “Spit it oot, ya wee bastart! Spit it oot!”

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A Dwarf walks into a bar

…and no one inside sees him because he’s below the window frame.

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good joke. Dwarf never leaves the bar.

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Said by no dwarf, ever.

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An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, bartender says “hey whered you get that?”

Parrot says “Durotar, they got em all over the place!”

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I don’t drink anymore. Course I don’t drink any less either.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem. :beer::beer::beer:

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Dwarf goes to pay for beer but comes up little short. :rofl:

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Cannons! Blast these scurvy dogs to bits!

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Do you know why dwarves are so short?
It’s because Blizzard is not making them any longer.

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This is not possible I’m afraid. :wink:

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The acceptance of alcoholism in this game is appalling.

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Uh oh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

I love Dwarves and their love for ale, and don’t drink in real life, so, it’s only really a problem if you want it to be.

You do, clearly, want it to be :slight_smile:

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“A dwarf walks into a bar…”

Why was he OUT of the bar?

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there’s always got to be THAT guy

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Just messing around. Games can create whatever they want.

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Ah, he’s just upset because cows in Japan get sake everyday. :stuck_out_tongue:

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