A Bottle, A Bet and Broken Tooth

Hurtmode-grobbulus · September 13, 2019, 2:27pm

Taming BT is my plan at level 40 once I get my mount. I had him in vanilla and I hope to have him again. Gratz on the tame.

Sideous-grobbulus · September 13, 2019, 2:35pm

I hate night elfs…but this was very entertaining. I’m glad you had this experience.
Good read. Well worth it.

Hurtmode-grobbulus · September 13, 2019, 2:48pm

Do you hate us because we make you corpse run when you enter our forest?

Inni-thorium-brotherhood · September 13, 2019, 2:49pm

Probably the best thing I’ve read on the WoW forums ever. Congrats on your pet!

Viera-blackwater-raiders · September 13, 2019, 2:51pm

Grats, OP. Nice story!

Sideous-grobbulus · September 13, 2019, 3:33pm

No. It’s because you’re dirty.

Hurtmode-grobbulus · September 13, 2019, 3:44pm

I bathe twice daily in the moonwell. You hail from a filthy land of dust and dung. I can smell you from miles away as I lay shadowmeld to aim shot you to your grave.

Sideous-grobbulus · September 13, 2019, 4:09pm

Only thing you’re smelling is your pet’s burning carcass and your immolated flesh. Orc’s attack downwind. Zug zug.

Willsmite-kurinnaxx · September 13, 2019, 4:17pm

you came for a broken tooth but left with broken gear, a broken bank, a broken seal, and most of all a broken sense of self-dignity.

Hurtmode-grobbulus · September 13, 2019, 5:56pm

How can you land a spell when I weave in and out at 41 yards? I’ll filet your green hide to vendor as grays on the AH.

Shlendra-bloodsail-buccaneers · September 13, 2019, 6:22pm

It was humor.

Hurtmode-grobbulus · September 13, 2019, 6:31pm

This is war

Grumblez-mankrik · September 13, 2019, 6:47pm

get one of the elite bats from ZG… same 1.0 attacks speed… but its MUCH bigger, and blocks the view of your target, they are PLENTIFUL, and there are many video’s online about how to solo tame them.

I had one in vanilla, and it MERKED people in BG’s… his name was DISTRACTION, lol

good times.