[A|3/9M&AOTC BfDA/CoS|Late Night] - Looking for DPS for shenanigans and long, awkward hugs

TIL that “Every Breath You Take” by The Police is supposed to be about someone obsessed with a lost lover, and who stalks them. Sting, who wrote it, is troubled by how many people think it is a love song.

TIL the guy who voiced aol’s “you’ve got mail.” is now an Uber driver.

Still looking for that special* Lock, Shaman, and DK.

*not theptchul special, like really special, extraordinary. The kind where we kind of know we’re in love but no one wants to say anything because it’s both awkward and too soon, but we’re both kind of sure and it’s magical.

An unhealthy relationship with Caffeine and/or Alcohol makes you family here.

No pressure, but we still yearn for you.

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
I don’t need to try to explain
I just hold on tight and If it happens again
I may move so slightly to the arms
And the lips and the face
Of The Human Cannonball that
I need to I want to

Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You’ll never know what hit you when
I get to you

Ooh I want you, I don’t know if I need you but
Ooh I’d die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don’t know if I need you but
Ooh I’d die to find out

MOOOOving this up.

Community was a great show.

Was. Until Harmon was removed, Troy left, and Chevy Chase ruined it.

TIL about Jonathan, a turtoise who was hatched in the 1830’s and is still alive today

We need a warlock badly

TIL crows have the ability to remember human faces and if they don’t like you they won’t forget you either. The children of the crows would later carry on the same grudge.

Come play Cards Against Humanity with us.

TIL that a Canadian man lost out on $13.5M lottery win because his winning numbers were printed seven seconds too late

I would /wrists over that.

But seriously, suicide is no joke - seek help if you have invasive thoughts.

'bout tree fitty.

Lucifer was an amazing TV Show and I’m glad Netflix picked it up for a fourth season.

We are CELEBRATED poopers here.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.