9.1 is almost out

you can really tell the writing team is American with that single statement

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Elune is going to reveal that she prefers blood elves now and the night elves are no longer her chosen people (except for also Nightborne somehow) because Blood Elves keep the lights on in Irving, California.

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At the behest of Activision-Blizzard’s CEO, the next expansion features a lengthy speech by Anduin about the importance of paying executives their dividends.

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“There must always be… a Jailer.”

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I just want to say I take back every horrible thing I’ve said about 9.1 because I just discovered that you can mog into a mushroom and this is the greatest day in the history of WoW.

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Norman, you can’t say something that revolutionary and not give us photo evidence.

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https://i.imgur.com/GKSgHQr.jpg

The five minute timer stinks, but I’ve learned to take what I can get in this game.

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I can’t disagree and this may well be the case, but Blizzard is seems to be telegraphing something other than death for her - but while I was thinking about this, I realized that one of the upcoming raid fights is against the remaining Valkyr she has in her service…so if they’re all defeated, there very well could be a final death for her.

Oh my god I just saw the cinematic.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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turns out the cinematic is exactly what we expected

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I can’t believe we’re being outfoxed by someone who follows up “powerslide into Frostmourne” with “Shoot a single arrow at God.”

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This made me laugh out loud ahahahaha

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You’re welcome. I won’t even charge you a subscription fee for it.

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for a dev team that openly brags about making moves players wont expect, they sure have done what everyone expected literally every single time

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Just watched the cinematic and whew what a ride. By all rights Sylvanas should be executed by Bolvar but we all know that won’t happen.

Also those mushroom guys have been in every expansion since WoD and I want them to be playable they’re so wonderful.

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You inspired me for how that talk is gonna go.
Something like this:
https://imgur.com/VTSNG5f

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Well, I see this wraps up World of WarCraft: Wings of Liberty and we’ll be moving to World of WarCraft: Heart of the Swarm next.

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…This is so stupid

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Also can we just appreciate the main villain having attained absolute victory only to be betrayed by a trusted Lieutenant that he proceeds to not immediately kill but then also leave to be dealt with by a heroes whom the main villain also doesn't kill.
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“Themes are for middle-school book reports.”

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