Hello! I’m Zanetrain, a Horde Warlock on Illidan.
I’m a BIG Alchemy dad who loves chillin in the lab! I have max potion mastery, inspiration, and batch creation to give you the mostest bestiest ULTIMATE Power potions (RANK 3 and multiprocs). Want a chance at proc’ing a 96x craft of Rank 3 ULTIMATE Power potions?!?! (I’ve done it!) Send me an order! But first, read on 
I currently have 2 Alchemy builds you can choose from (2 different MAX alchemy tools); 42% Inspiration and 20% Multicraft OR, yes, OR, 30% Multicraft and 30% Inspiration.
Its a case of do you want a better chance at MORE potions of rank 2 (possibly rank 3)?? or a higher chance of those beautiful, 886 Primary Stat, Rank 3 potions[while still having a decent chance at multicraft]?
Either way, you let me know in your note when you send the order. But before you do that I reccommend you send 1 Agitating Potion Augmentation PER order you send. If you want 3 crafts, send 3 Augmentations. I reccommend you send rank 3 as my %'s above are based on using them, they give the most % chance for procs. If you want you can provide Rank 2s they cost less, but also give less % multi/inspiration. [Use rank 3’s - they’re worth it!!]
Okay so I bet you’re wondering, O. K. dude, but what do I have to shell out to you for this? I mean, I know you’ve done so much work and spent so much gold and time on leveling your alchemy so perfectly and getting an extra tool which takes 300 MORE mettle, the recipe costs 1.5 mil currently (was 2+ mil last week), yada yada yada.
Ahh yes, prospective customer, all of that is true. If you buy, you join my lovely list. My prices are 2K per craft. IF you refer someone (they tell me you referred them and your name is on my list) all future crafts are only 1K per. So tell all your friends, guildies, hell tell your enemies too 
In season 2, I plan to reduce the price. You are welcome to try and find a lower price, most I see are charging 5K per craft (with less inspiration and multicraft too). I’ve been told by some prospective customers that someone only charged them 1K per, which I’m sure is true. Although I doubt they have 42% inspiration, let alone 2 builds, like the degenerate that I am. Just get on my list before Jan 22(see below) or refer someone and you get the great price AND much better chances AND amazing customer service and expedience 
So what do you need to provide?
Per Craft
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20 Primal Chaos (you get these from actually playing the game)
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2 Awakened Order
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30 Elemental Potion of Power (RANK 2)
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1 Agitating Potion Augmentaion (Rank 3 or 2) Optional BUT highly reccommended Rank 3
Oh and if you’re on my list before January 22, I am ‘grandfathering’ everyone on my list to only have to pay 1K per starting that day, because I was birthed that day. Yaaaayy happy bday future me!
So hit me up, send your orders. Mail your Agitating Potion Augmentations ahead of time, or add extra on the commission and I’ll use my own. R3 fluctuates between 400-1000 gold. And R2 remains steady near 200 gold.
Send your personal orders to Zanetrain
Thanks and Happy New Year!! Lets kick 2023’s a$$ and not the other way around 
