4/7 Human Kingdoms Playable

When will we get to play as the other three?

For now we can play as the musclemen of Stormwind, the furry men of Gilneas, the giant men of Kul Tiras and the sexy undying men of Lordaeron.

We still have Dalaran, Stromgarde and Alterac to go.

I wanna roll a Khadgar!

Lordaeron humans are still the best.

Have you seen our jawlines? Magnificent.

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Of course.

We do look like Handsome Squidward.

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Yeah… Have you seen mine?

I think I lost it somewhere…

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Beautiful. How can anyone resist us?

:heart: :heart: :heart:

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Obviously they can’t.

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Even our warlock’s Succubi cast seduction by pointing at their master.

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And that’s when we don’t simply cast Seduction ourselves.

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Dalaran is neutral, i think Stormgarde was nearly wiped out so it barely has any people? and Alterac was completely destroyed because they sided with the horde in WC2

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I believe the stench alone would be enough.

Good, so are the Pandaren.

Khadgars for EVERYONE!

Stromgarde always had enough people for the Forsaken to kill during their questing experience.

The kingdom of Alterac was destroyed but it’s people survived and became the Syndicate. They are still around to this day doing all sorts of Roguish criminal activities. They even show up on BfA’s version of the Arathi Warfront.

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I smell like old books and cinged robes, I’ll have you know!

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What stench?

“The undead being who stood before the king of Stormwind was shorter than average but otherwise unrecognizable. The beard was gone. Cut? Rotted away? And the hair was dark with dried blood and ichor. He smelled like old vellum: dusty but not unpleasant . Faol had died when Anduin was a child, and the boy had never gotten to meet him.”
-Before the Storm

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Strom is at best a satellite kingdom whose line of kings is fractured, and whose capital city is under constant and perpetual siege in the Arathi warfront.

Dalaran is a city founded by Arathi magi, so in essence an off-shoot of Strom and thus the same line.

Alterac was ruined in the Second War, and ultimately left to the annals of history after Lordaeron and Stromgarde overthrew Perenolde. There is no kingdom of Alterac anymore, and what’s left of its people form the criminal organization The Syndicate.

So you get a choice of fractured human line, mages of the fractured human line, or a kingdom of thieves.

It’s not like the Kingdom of Gilneas or the Kingdom of Lordaeron are still a thing.

The people are still there. The people are playable. We don’t play kingdoms, we play characters.

By all means, take that corner of SW that was given to the elf refugees, and further subdivide it for Alteraci and Arathi humans.

Also, playable Lordaeron humans aren’t labeled as such… you should know this. They’re called Forsaken.

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Yeah, and the playable Gilneas humans aren’t labeled as such. They’re called Worgen.

Potato, tomato. Same difference.

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I’ll be honest. I stole that gif and sent it to all of my friends who would care. It is amazing.

:face_vomiting:

Thats nasty.

I have a chin that rivals that of old Varian. You can touch it if you want.

It’s okay. I use secret preservation techniques that I learned from the demons. My jawline is surprisingly intact compared to some of my friends.

Also… you saying handsome squidward isn’t handsome? Because that is what we look like.