its a new year people lets hear some new ones bad jokes silly puns and overall nutty stories relating to WoW all are welcome
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I would’ve seen this coming if I had 2020 vision
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My eyesight wasn’t the best last year, but now it’s 2020.
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What did the human say to the joking necromancer?
You’ve got to be killin’ me! 
So there was an enchanted rope. He wanted something to drink at the local bar in Silvermoon. The rope walked into the bar. The bartender just looked at him and said, “We don’t serve ropes here.” So the rope just shrugged and waited outside. Then he went back in after a while. The bartender raised his eyebrow and sighed. “We don’t serve ropes here! Now scram!” So the rope waited outside. He cut off his ends, tied himself up, and walked back in. The Bartender just growled. “Hey, weren’t you just the rope that was in here?” The rope said “Nope. Frayed knot!”
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What did the Steward say after a Kyrian gave it a task?
Owl see you later!
Why did the multithreaded chicken cross the road?
to To other side. Get the
Blonde sitting in a bar wondering why she only has 3 sisters, when her brother has 4…
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I’m not looking forward to seeing Mechagnomes around they are the biggest joke to me
I have a funny joke, wow lore
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What is Thermapluggs favorite movie?
Mecha-gon with the wind
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So an orc was talkin’ to his goblin friend, Pole, about there favorite Feast of the Winter Veil (aka Christmas) movies. “I like the Jim Carrey How the Grinch stole christmas.” The orc was confused at how someone could like that really strange version. so he said “Pole…er…express.” 
Get it? Polar Express is a christmas movie.
My gnome kill count has reached 2020. But HammerDrinker has managed to eat 2050 gnomes.