1.11 PATCH NOTES: LOOK QUICKLY! [Caydiem!]

Originally posted to the Vanilla forums by ex-CM Caydiem, 4/1/2006. I’m sure most of us would have seen it back then, and maybe many times since, but for anyone who hasn’t, enjoy!

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Is this a massive troll?

Yeah it’s the “April fools joke”.

Fun to read anyways.

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I remember this from back in the day

He is currently bugged and is still being murdered.

no one ever did do graveyard

yes please

My favorite part is that some of these actually happened.

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Still funny! I hope they do these again when Classic is live.

The Global Cooldown joke is absolutely horrifying.

They predicted BfA in an April Fool’s Day post.

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Hahaha! Wow… just wow… Their April fools joke turned out to be real.

This was the best joke ever because it actually happened. There was a patch when there were so many issues with the mage class and we were expecting some changes and the only change we got was a new, unique icon for mage armor. HILARIOUS!

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Cadiem should’ve been placed in Ion’s current position.

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I think it unlikely that she came up with that on her own.

Agreed, but she had a good head on her shoulders and would have done classic justice decisions-wise.

Good times.

But, egad, she spelled Mankrik incorrectly.

The note about Timbermaw/Argent Dawn faction is bittersweet, as the space goat/blood elf split in TBC was one of the factors that led me to leave WoW. I was so used to being able to experience everything on my one toon, and to have so many quests and such locked out after so much time invested grated on me. Ah well, I would’ve quit come Cataclysm anyhow!

Tired of seeing the same old flightpaths? We’ve completely reworked each flightpath in the game so that the angle and view are shifted just enough to give all of Azeroth’s traveling inhabitants the feeling that they are headed to an all new destination. That’s not all, each flightpath has been fleshed out to ensure that the player sees every single detail of the passing terrain, which means that for the same reasonable traveling cost, you’ll purchase a ride that’s twice the length, and in some cases three and even four times as long!

LMAO

I kinda wish this was actually true, it would be amazing.

Buuuuut I want that.

Thanks for digging that up, oh the Gnome Druid fanart and pics after that was adorable since the form color is based on hair color. Hate gnomes but still want a Pink Gnome Druid form kitty and Carebear plushie…

Gnomes are still waiting. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

This is why it took me months to hit level 60. :jump jump jump-flip jump jump-flip jump-flip:

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