In honor of a certain fellow, post your monologues about PvP here.
Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to cap.
But only snapped after an immortal pres fast capped.
Fin.
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the first reply being about blitz is iconic in this time of need inside the arena sub forum lol. Ironically ironic
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Care to elaborate?
PvE might actually be as fun as arena.
Dear diary,
I was extremely toxic to a few people in Solo shuffle after I went 0-6. In all honesty, a huge conponent of the loss is due to the fact I haven’t played feral since this season. My personality flaw is that I believe I should be playing at an R1 level after a week of playing a new class.
Am I going to change my ways? Absolutely not. I hate shuffle. I hate the people that play shuffle. And, most importantly, I hate myself. Everyone is getting the heat now baby.
Srs tho. I suck at this spec. Send help.
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Dear diary,
Thanks blizz, for the hpal buffs, maybe i can use my rets mastery gear now without being useless? Only time will tell. Starting to miss df. Haste stacking to buff the hero talents is a meme, and its funny if everyone that has been playing hpaly wasted their gold and conquest on haste gear, if pallys will be tuned back up to where the always were using crit/mastery…
Side note i am sad to see no arms buffs, and no prevoker nerfs…
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pvp mak mad
hate every class
dear dairy
it me exaltur
today attack enemies not do well hate it mak mad
jus want hit magus dress man with hammer do he go bye bye but he pop up to many tim
mayb next day i hit with hammer today no
c u l8r
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tank u brudda
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Dear diary
Today gpyro got buffed
My plan to execute covlol with it in an arena comes closer to fruition.
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Legion PTSD.
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It got you so hard your mixing up legion and BFA.
Very normal trauma response
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Oh yeah it was BfA; woops.
i logged in, saw a frost mage, day ruined
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shoulda ended with a “fr”
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Weird and obsessed
Thanks buddy.
Dear Diary,
Thank you for making Ret C tier at best. It is nice being one of the specs that isn’t perpetually experiencing existential dread waiting for the dreaded friday class tuning announcements and having crippling anxiety at seeing the words “hotfixes,” “patch notes,” or “development notes.”
We have now identified the filthy FOTM rets by their sudden, newfound status of “always being a DK main.” So Light’s Hope thanks you for that as well.
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Dear Diary,
my cat’s Siamese
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he identifies as black, but acts Chinese
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hops on my keyboard cryin to play
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but I’m too busy in the arena tryin to slay
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oh you want to be a goblin for Halloween
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cool you’ll be a goblin deez nutz like Eugene
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wantin a gremblygunk, you’re soft like poutine
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so gonna take your rating, it doesn’t matter which ladder
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now go run to the toilet before you empty yo bladder
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in public and then feel even sadder
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about not being able to get Glad, err
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on the side of caution or get a jacked up wrist, carpal tunnel
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can’t have your cake and eat it too, but I can devour this funnel
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while tryin to cap pugging will take yo mind for a spin
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and make you think, WoW, yeah I know, The War Within
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