Damn it Blizzard. As your loyal customer I order you to

[anon46616030]

Glad you could fix it, Blizzard

Watch your tone with me, customer. I may be owned by Microsoft now, but I still don’t give a crap about Warcraft 3

As if I could forget. Listen, Blizzard, there’s something about the matchmaker you should know. Oh no. It’s too late. 4v4 matchmaking is broken again. It may appear to be queuing now, but it’s not actually finding any god damn games.

What?

This entire matchmaker must be rebuilt

How can you even consider that. There’s got to be some other way

Damn it Blizzard. As your loyal customer, I order you to rebuild the matchmaker

[CaptainJack-11336]

what a thoughtful and super productive post. 0/10

[Dani-2192]

I’m sorry Zizhao. I can’t watch you do this

[FreeFreeFree-2385]

@CaptainJack-11336

hat a thoughtful and super productive post. 0/10

oh the irony

[BrotherRoga-2621]

Jack, not everything has to be about productivity. It’s just meant to be funny. Lighten up.

EDIT:

@BrotherRoga-2621

Uther: “Your community kept this game alive for 17 years… And you’ve ground it to dust in a matter of days.”
Arthas: “Very dramatic, Uther. Give me the Custom Maps and I will make sure you die quickly.”
Uther: “These maps hold your fans creativity, Arthas! What, were you hoping to piss on them one last time before you left your IP to rot!?”
Arthas: “Hehehehe… I didn’t even care what they held. Nor does it matter. I’ll take what I came for one way or another.”

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Muradin: “You lied to your customers and betrayed the employees who worked for ye! What’s happening to you, Blizzard? Are shareholders all that’s important to ye!?”

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Activision: “Come, Blizzard, and claim your destiny. You will all be rich.”
Blizzard: “And what must we give in return?”
Activision: “Everything.”

[CaptainJack-11336]

Perhaps. But it’s no less than such a ridiculous, hyperbolic and facetious thread deserves.