Blizzard in a nut shell

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Blizzard: we are changing up wacraft 3 a bit to line up with wow.

Wow players: wow thank you blizzard I cant wait!

Blizzard: JK

Wow players: wha…?

Purists: wow thank you Blizzard! #nochanges

Blizzard: also, here is a female deathknight from wow.

Purists: …

Blizzard: Also, we aint delaying the game despite the visual issues, unfinished animations, unfinished portraits, bugs, crashes, cut content, super late beta with still no night elf, and still no release date.

Everyone: …

Blizzard: yall hear sumtin?

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OK this is top tier post.

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Blizzard: we are changing up wacraft 3 a bit to line up with wow.

Me: Not my cup of tea, but as long as the original is still available and it brings in new players, then its fine

Blizzard: JK

Me: that’s actually bad news for everyone, and it means blizzard is slacking

Blizzard: also, here is a female deathknight from wow.

Me: Can I disable skins? I’m thinking Classic looks better now

Blizzard: Also, we aint delaying the game despite the visual issues, unfinished animations, unfinished portraits, bugs, crashes, cut content, super late beta with still no night elf, and still no release date.

Me: Well that was expected, it was a bad move on their part to announce “Beta in Spring” last year… now they will spend the next year trying to patch a few things with as little cost as possible, but all that matters is that Classic is still the same

Blizzard: No guarantees

Me: Sigh… All I wanted was the Classic game with some additional new heroes, and a sleek UI… not a bunch of skins :frowning:

Im sad they decided not to merge the servers, but I still hope they release a DLC with an additional race (like Naga) but only in a separate ladder

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we all know how agenda pushing products do in the market. Start Wars, Terminator, ghost Busters, Charles Angels etc etc etc and many more.

It high time this franchise got axed, there is nothing left. All creators are gone, people from our gen are working who only knows how to get offended.

Better make some new IP and move on and leave this franchise alone.

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Great meme format, would read again.

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aye, this is what i said

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Blizzard: we changes warcraft 3, yes, yes! painting with colored WoWings! so nice. so pretty! look look!
Purists: #nochanges
Blizzard: it not likes our colored WoWings! very nice friends, oh yes
Purists: …
Blizzard: what it doing? hurtful. stupid. silly posters! we fix changes. baloon demon now! give it bugs and crashes! take out works! let us hides its swordmans away! we hide him away! and make him WOMANZES! we show them silly posters.

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meme format already dead, thanks

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Did the majority of their development team get axed early this year (maybe part of the layoffs)? Was that why they went from “beta this spring” to… 8 months later and game no where near polished?

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Who knows.
Bl1zzard is a rollercoaster company.
Sometimes you get Diablo 4, sometimes you get Immortal.

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@MrDesynchMan
That comment is golden. Thanks for commenting, man.

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This very succinctly sums it all up.
Well done.

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If beta look like this now i wonder how would look if they start beta at spring :joy:

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Sorry, dude. My phone’s ringing. Do you have one?

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dont forgot the phones! can someone thing about the phones!

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then play the original and dont cry like a baby

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lol do you even play wc3 regularly?

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better than you

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Telling people to play the original over a remake is not the answer. If Blizzard is not able to get the game looking better than a 20 year old game, then there is a serious problem at hand.

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im i aggre when you said ‘’ If Blizzard is not able to get the game looking better than a 20 year old game ‘’
But i don’t want a DLC + cinematic thing… i want better graphics and movement/animation …