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As soon as the captain wakes up, he checks on the engine and his fellow henchmen. All hands on deck as his passion flourishes rather than diminishing. His new mission is to save Kerrigan but who would have known he’s about to start the campaign all over again.

Another day in his life and he’s wondering why. Stimpack equipped but no map hack because there was no hatchet axe with it. Lacking the attack range of +1 like he forgot to research U-238 shells from the Terran Academy. How many rounds does he have to fire until they make a ruckus sound in the lobby now?

Getting reprimanded for his actions so his henchmen left him for another faction. Examine the location just to trace him in the basement with little vision. War ain’t what it used to be as he goes into deep sleep but no day dreams. Why? Because it’s game over man and there ain’t no way he’s staying alive unless there is no cow level. So show me the money because the gathering of the operation cannot wait any longer. Quick on the draw but no food for thought like what doesn’t kill him only makes him stronger. Call him medieval man.